Blackcats

[Anonymous]

OK, I've been very patient. I've been optimistic. I've even f-ing damn bought their new album.

What a mistake that was.

Hello? Do these "guys"/sex..........undetermined/oscillates when I choose, Michael Jackson wannabies, are going to get the message?

YOU SUCK!

Melody (Shabal's daughter) unwittingly confirmed the fact that they are so sh.it (she's going to regret it sooner or later!) when she wrote the message for her dad.

I mean what the hell is it with those lyrics. Do they think by have a crappy loud base is going to disguise their miserable attempt to sing and to create new-age Persian music.

Popfather, Persia of Asia? WHAT?????????

And who are those extra 7 newly arrived guys who fill in the Blackcats family wearing fake Armani leather jackcats, what colour, you guessed it, black.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, sweet like honey??????????????????????

She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, peeshy, peeshy meow, meow??????!!!!!!

WTF!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :evil: :evil:

[Anonymous]

this is excatly wut I have been wanting to say! those guys/gurls suck absolutely! to me they look like dope smoking A$$holes from vancouver downtown!
take care bye
ps. chori chori chupke chupke, am listening to this song and love it!

[yasaman]

aryanfire yadet raft ahange mamamia or mamaniaro ham begi
looooooooool theyre sooo funnyyy yukk they should just give it up!

p.s:aryanfire-->>to tooye ghanari ham hasty?

[Anonymous]

yasaman, yep, that's me.

[Anonymous]

i totally agreee

BUT !!! i really like the old old black cats..

[yasaman]

i like the old black cats too bt the new one...is....G..A..Y!!!

[Ghazaleh_Joon]

Hey if you don't like them, why the hell would you buy their cd???? This is pretty common for persian ppl to start whinning about how cd's suck... oh and by the way it's " He's the cat of asia, Popfather of Persia" Just so u know.... And you know what they weren't raised in Downtown Vancouver, They used to live in North Vancouver which was a pretty good area to live, and I know this because I just moved from North Vancouver to Las Vegas.... :lol:

[Anonymous]

It's also pretty common for persians to quickly defend a singer when someone makes some complaints about them. :roll:

[Queen]

Ghazaleh joon u're wrong sweety. They used to live in coquitlam for a very long time and recently moved to downtown close the English Ba....trust me :lol:

[Queen]

BTW Reza, my LIGHTS are all on....what does that mean :roll: ?

[alborz27]

dear Queeeeeeeeeeeen
it means you are light!!!

[Vandfald]

I like them. I don't think they suck. and by the way. Now are Kamran & Hooman out from the Black cats, and i know some of my friend that call them gay and so on, but the funny thing is that Kamran & Hooman songs are playing all the time in their cars and so on. So i just don't get it. they hate them, but they always listen to their songs. and i really like the new Black Cats. Mostly the song "Nemikhamet" and "Faryad". i love the new guy, don't know his name, but i think hes awesome .

[sweet_heart1128]

I like them. I don't think they suck. and by the way. Now are Kamran & Hooman out from the Black cats, and i know some of my friend that call them gay and so on, but the funny thing is that Kamran & Hooman songs are playing all the time in their cars and so on. So i just don't get it. they hate them, but they always listen to their songs. and i really like the new Black Cats. Mostly the song "Nemikhamet" and "Faryad". i love the new guy, don't know his name, but i think hes awesome .
I totally agree withcha;)
Black Cats had and still has catchy songs
and sharam shabpareh brought a new sensation to persian music
and btw
that guy's name is Kamyar (Black Cats):smt020

[Vandfald]

lol, Kamyar.. he is so good, i really love hes style.. :D

[sweet_heart1128]

lol, Kamyar.. he is so good, i really love hes style.. :D
His style is unique:D
But i LOVE kamran and hooman:smt055

[Vandfald]

I like them too. 2 ruz dige'am bayad beram koncerteshun.. DAMN!, i just can't wait. grRrr

[sweet_heart1128]

I like them too. 2 ruz dige'am bayad beram koncerteshun.. DAMN!, i just can't wait. grRrr
Kamran and Hooman's concerts ROCK
i went to theirs like 2 months ago
and it was the BOMB
it got sold OUT
and they sold 200 more tickets than they were supposed to
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!:cool:

[Vandfald]

manam diruz koncerte kamran & hooman budam. but i didn't like it as much. kheyli efe miyumadan. i think they take it too seriously. didn't make fun or something like that. aslan kheyli fekre khoshgelishun mikardan, but i stil like them..

[sweet_heart1128]

manam diruz koncerte kamran & hooman budam. but i didn't like it as much. kheyli efe miyumadan. i think they take it too seriously. didn't make fun or something like that. aslan kheyli fekre khoshgelishun mikardan, but i stil like them..
hmmm really? That sux but u had fun rite?;)
do u have any pics from the concert?? :cool:

[Vandfald]

no i didn't take any pictures. yea i had fun, :P . hehe. they're okay, but i was in mansour yesterday. he was better

[sweet_heart1128]

no i didn't take any pictures. yea i had fun, :P . hehe. they're okay, but i was in mansour yesterday. he was better
cooliooooo
im goin to an ebi, shahram shabpareh and mansour concert in 14 days :D

[83NY4M1N]

kamran & hooman faghad baladan pose konan, va bavaretoon mishe SHAGHAYEGH dare yekishoona DATE mikone?! :roll:

[sweet_heart1128]

kamran & hooman faghad baladan pose konan, va bavaretoon mishe SHAGHAYEGH dare yekishoona DATE mikone?! :roll:
OFCOURSE shaghi is datin kami
they have over 20 pics together

[RedWine]

This NoRouz during the traditional 13-bedar outing, I was able to see the latest incarnation of the Black Cats, Iran's oldest Boy Band in what we hope each year will be their last year.

Founded by the enigma of the band, Shahbal, a rather prophetic name, because frankly, one has to have a pair of the largest bass ones around, to have the audacity to continue putting out such a high level of consistent drivel, for this many years.

Formulaic? Absolutely! Predictable? Only slightly. Putting a well balanced singer or 2 as in the case of recent parolees Kamran & Hooman, in front of the mike and then shoving the techno infused dambali-dimbo down their throats like corn into a goose. Except the resulting explosion is far from Pate. Although my liver often aches.

This time around the lead singer is poor Kamyar. Tall and lean and oh so eager to please, he'll sing every kind of song in every language,almost as eagerly as if you were going to throw him a treat.

Kamyar is the epitome of the directionless Iranian, able to copy anything you want exactly, english french arabic, spanish, you name it. But largely devoid of any kind of unique creative expression. Certainly unable to come up with anything original. But if you look deep into Kamyar's eyes, you can see the fear of a trapped animal, as he goes through the pre-required motions, waiting, waiting, waiting for the day when he too will be paroled from this hell on stage, and allowed to spread his wings. If they haven't been clipped beyond repair.

All too often the result of "paying your dues" through the Black Cats' initiation ritual, is the reality that selling your soul to the devil in fact almost always costs you -your soul. Having spent their prime years wasting way in the Black Cats, many of these abductees often find themselves past their peak. Unable to find anything respectable to make music out of. They often go crawling right back to the Black Cats formula from whence they came, and as Mufasa said to Simba, "The Circle of life is complete!"

Except it's not a circle of life, but rather a circle of crap, a cycle of crap, actually a vicious cycle of crap. There, that's it!

To say that Black Cats is fond of the 6/8 beat would be a disservice. 6/8 should bow to the Black Cats. It is amazing how they can take a song and start with a perfectly normal premise, and then within 10-15 seconds, be right back into the incessantly looss variation upon a variation upon the nauseatingly trite and through 6/8 theme.

It's not that I personally hate the Black Cats that much, who can blame them for giving the people what they want. I mean that's what they do after all. I guess I hate the people who actually like the Black Cats. But then again, it's not entirely their fault either because that's all they have available to them to hear, which brings us right back to my cycle of crap metaphor again.

The Black Cats are certainly guilty of dishing out leftover slop from 1978 era Tehran. But there is also a genuine lack of taste by the eager to please, listening audience. They are clearly too afraid to be seen in public cheering something new, deviating from the norm, afraid to betray that constant pre-revolution loyalty barely left in their blood. With that ever present awareness and deep seated fear of the simple risk of being weird. Weird to be sure, but they're also missing out on being a true and unique standout.

Whatever the real reason. Honestly people, this has to stop.

If this woke you up from your 6/8 coma, I'll see you on May 4th at the Kiosk and Abjeez rock concert in San Francisco. I'll be the weird looking one, with about 800 of my weird looking friends. Spike your hair, put on a loud jacket over some torn jeans and wear 2 different socks in 2 different shoes. Get weird and join us won't you?

[samira123]

BLACK CATS 4-EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!