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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH :
HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB
HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS
HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
HE TALKED WITH HIS H! ANDS
HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER
HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS
NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION
AND FINALLY,
THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN :
HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33
HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN,
AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD
HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB
HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS
HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
HE TALKED WITH HIS H! ANDS
HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER
HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS
NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION
AND FINALLY,
THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN :
HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33
HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN,
AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD
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