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Mrs. Hamidi comes to visit her son Masoud for 3 days
in London where he is studying. She finds out that her
son lives with Vikki, a girl roommate.
Mrs. Hamidi couldn't help but notice how pretty
Masoud's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more
curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, Masoud
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Masoud saying, "Ever
since your mother left, I've been unable to find the
silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do
you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from
my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you left back to Tehran.
Love, Masoud
Several days later, Masoud received an email from his
Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the
fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom
Lesson of the day...
Don't Lie to Your Mother... especially if she is Iranian
in London where he is studying. She finds out that her
son lives with Vikki, a girl roommate.
Mrs. Hamidi couldn't help but notice how pretty
Masoud's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more
curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, Masoud
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Masoud saying, "Ever
since your mother left, I've been unable to find the
silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do
you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from
my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you left back to Tehran.
Love, Masoud
Several days later, Masoud received an email from his
Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the
fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom
Lesson of the day...
Don't Lie to Your Mother... especially if she is Iranian
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