BOY: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL: Why not??
BOY : I'm broke.
* * *
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
* * *
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
* * *
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??
* * *
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
* * *
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
* * *
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
* * *
WOMAN: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
MAN: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
* * *
GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??
* * *
GIRL : I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY: Yes, but would you stay there??
* * *
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
GIRL: Why not??
BOY : I'm broke.
* * *
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
* * *
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
* * *
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??
* * *
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
* * *
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
* * *
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
* * *
WOMAN: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
MAN: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
* * *
GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??
* * *
GIRL : I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY: Yes, but would you stay there??
* * *
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

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