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[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz candta' sia'h puw joloye ye mard sefid pusto migiran behew ye ta's midan migan age az yek ta' panj bia'ri mizanimet
sefide mige age wiw bia'ram ci?
sia'ha' migan midim doba're tas benda'zi

[FATOURAEE]

be torke migan tahsila'tet ciye?
mige xa'stam beram dabesta'n naza'wt, xa'stam beram ra'hnama'i naza'wt, xa'stam beram dabiresta'n naza'wt.
migan ki?
mige kune gowa'dam.

[FATOURAEE]

esfa'ha'nieh sava'reh hava'peyma' wode betarafe a'merica.
az baqal dastiw porsid bebaxwid xa'nom woma' koja' mirid?
xa'nom goft TEXAS.
esfaha'nieh goft xa'nom man 3 ma'h texas budam va wahre gavba'za'n ast va mova'zeb ba'wid ba' kasy dava' nakonid ke hameh haftir da'rand.
az a'qa'ie ke samte capew bud porsid a'qa' woma' koja' miravid?
a'qa' goft california.
esfa'ha'ni goft man 4 ma'h losangeles budam pore irani ast
mova'zeb ba'wid ke sareta'n kola'h naza'ran.
xola'seh az hame a'damha' ke pahluw bodand in soa'l ra' mikard va har koja' ke migoftand in esfa'ha'nie migoft man ham budam.
yek a'qa'ie powte in esfa'ha'nie newasteh bud va guw mida'd ke ceqadr in ca'xa'n mikoneh.
xola'seh esfaha'nie be a'qabe sare xodaw nega'h kard va az in a'qa' porsid woma' koja' miravid,a'qa' goft man to KOSE MAMANET MIRAM.
esfa'ha'ni xandid va goft bah bah ce ja'ye xuby miravid man 9 ma'h unja' budam.
valy woma' ewteba'h sava'r wodid
in hava'peyma' be kose ma'ma'ne man namireh ,woma' ba'ya'd aval beri bewini sare ***e ba'ba'm ta' beri to kose ma'da'ram.

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz ye zane zang mizane be woharew mige boddo bia' ca'he toa'let gerefte.bad marde mia'd xune ye cube gonde bar mida're mire mohkam mizane too ca'h.sepas ye seda'ye xeili zia'di mesle enfeja'r mia'yed.
bad zanew azaw miporse seda'ye ci bud?
marde mige ye guze amal nakarde bud

[FATOURAEE]

1 turke 30 sale 1 pire zan bara' zan migere hame migan ba'ba' bara' ci zane 60 sa'le gerefty
un migeh coorook modeh

[FATOURAEE]

midunin cera' qazviniha' xowbaxtan?
con baxt jorat nada're behewun powt kone!!

[FATOURAEE]

1 ruz zane ye wahid ha'mele miwe hame migan ce jury ha'mele wode?
1 nafar mige ya' wahid zendast ya' zane jendast!

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz az ye torke miporsan farqe qa'nune sevom niyutun ba' zan cie?
bad az fekr kardan mige: qa'nune sevom niyuton aval konew bad va'konew vali zan aval va'konew bad bokonew

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz ye kore xare be ba'ba'w mige ba'ba' cera' hamiwe sare ma' pa'ine .
xare mige a'xe mage in torka' va'se ma' aberu goza'wtan?

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz a'qa' xoruse daste xa'nom morqaro migire miba're morq ferowi be morqe mige dus da'ram az in be bad to xune in juri begardi!!!

[FATOURAEE]

ya'ru torke bace da'r miwe bad nemiduneste esme bacawo ci beza're .
bad mire sabte ahva'l be ya'ru sabte ahva'li gir mide miqe esme bace mano to ba'ya'd entexa'b koni.
ya'ru sabte ahva'li miqe ja'ne mada'ret gir nade man esme ino ci beza'ram. bad torke miqe na esme bacamo to ba'ya'd entexa'b koni.
ya'ru sabte hava'lie esme bacawo miza're doodool.
bad hici 20 sa'l miqzare doodool mire xa'rej bozorg miwe bad ke mixa'ste bia'd iran ba'ba'w mire esteqba'lew.
doodoolmia'd jolo mige ba'ba' mano nawna'xti?
torke miqe na.
pesare miqe manam ba'ba' doodool.
torke miqe doodool ajab ***e xari wodi bara'ye xodet

[donsaeid]

if you put all jokes in one could be nicer

[jjbb]

[Parinaz_M]

thanx fatouraee...................

[jjbb]

be dobareh khodaneh miarzehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh