Italian men in the bus

[Cop]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[kami joon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. thanks cop. it's so funny.
please put more Italian jokes.

[jjbb]

it was very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Michellica]

buhahahahhahahhahaahhahahaha classic south italian men

[Parinaz_M]

lol, that was funny

[bluesky_152000]

hehehe, that was funny alright... and i hav to read it again to make sure its really mississippi, coz i thought it's rude also

[nanakhafan]

hahaha nice one there....funny joke

[kiankool32]

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[Sou_zan]

... پرنده رفتني است
Nice joke.....and nice to see you back.
I will be interested in how you interpert the Forogh's poem that you use or what does it really mean. The sory I heard is that she wrote this after she got off the plane. The story goes that she had a quicky with the pilot, infatuated with the plane more then the driver as un-sane chicks do and after the plane took off she decrypted her exprience in this so called poem.

[jjbb]

che chiz ha ke poshte mardom migiddddddddddd

[bellina]

It was SOOOOOOOOOO funny. I forwarded it to my Italian friends!

[hashka]

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