Life's do's and don'ts

[Rasputin]

[Rasputin]

College – The 5th period

· Don’t drive fast
· Don’t miss school
· Don’t drop classes
· Don’t pick a major you like
· Don’t go to the school you like
· Don’t do anything you want with girls
· Don’t fight with your dad
· Don’t make fun of the neighbors
· Don’t sleep with BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter
· Don’t waste your time
· Don’t get involved with politics
· Don’t pass the red light
· Don’t turn off your cell phone
· Don’t flirt with your friends’ moms
· Don’t wear short sleeves
· Don’t aggravate people
· Don’t catch any diseases
· Don’t be aggressive
· Don’t patronize your professors
Draft – The 6th period

· Don’t grow your hair long
· Don’t be resistant
· Don’t be aggressive
· Don’t cause trouble
· Don’t gossip
· Don’t think ahead
· Don’t think
· Don’t be stubborn
· Don’t be rude to your commanding officers
· Don’t object
· Don’t complain
· Don’t smile
· Don’t play with yourself too much
· Don’t steal food from the kitchen
· Don’t flirt with the locals
· Don’t create conflicts
· Don’t argue with the religious secretary (Raees AgheeDatee)
· Don’t play with your rifle
· Don’t worry about your future
· Don’t correspond with BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter
· Don’t bitch about wasting your time
Husbandhood – The 7th period

· Don’t joke with your wife
· Don’t compare your wife with BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter
· Don’t mess with your wife in front of her parents
· Don’t mess with your wife in front of your parents
· Don’t messwith your wife
· Don’t say mean things to your wife
· Don’t cheat on your wife
· Don’t hang out with your bachelor friends
· Don’t bother your wife
· Don’t introduce yourself as a bachelor
· Don’t look at other women
· Don’t flirt with other women, particularly with BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter
· Don’t hide your cell phone bills
· Don’t keep your pre-marriage photos
· Don’t talk about pre-marriage ventures
· Don’t waste your money on your friends
· Don’t make your bachelorhood mistakes
· Don’t think about anything but your wife
· Don’t take any risks
· Don’t even blink without your wife’s permission
Parenthood – The 8th period

· Don’t bother your kids
· Don’t punish your kids
· Don’t say mean things to your kids
· Don’t disregard your kids
· Don’t compare your kids with other kids
· Don’t prevent your kids to play
· Don’t curse your kids
· Don’t constrain your kids
· Don’t encourage your kid to beat up BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter’s kids
· Don’t neglect your kids
· Don’t force your kids
· Don’t argue with your kids
· Don’t confine your kids
· Don’t bicker with your kids
· Don’t keep your kids from playing with other kids
· Don’t insult their mother in front of your kids
· Don’t question if they are yours
· Don’t make out in front of the kids
OldHood – The 9th period

· Don’t bother your kids
· Don’t spoil your grandkids
· Don’t talk much with older women
· Don’t think about the past
· Don’t regret your youth
· Don’t resent your age
· Don’t waste your money
· Don’t think about anything but “the final destiny”
· Don’t be harsh with your wife
· Don’t wear bright colors
· Don’t worry about BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter widowing
· Don’t give advice
· Don’t think about the future
· Don’t complain about the past
· Don’t walk around and sighing
· Don’t forget your will
After life

It is now the end of the “Don’t” era, and the beginning of the “Do” era.
You can now do anything you want.

· Do (BokKon)
· Do (BokKon)
· Do (BokKon)
Just don’t mess around with BellGheis Khanoom’s daughter’s soul!!!

[Parinaz_M]

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[nanakhafan]

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[Pesar_IroonI]

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[hashka]

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