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u were riding in a bus, the music played so loud, u want to fart so u fart in the tune of the music so other passengers wont notice. u fart together wd ur feet in the beat of the drum. then u ask the driver to stop, u were wondering why everybody was looking at u so mad. it was too late when u remembered u were wearing HEADSET!!!!!!!
People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!
JOHN: today is my wife's birhtday...
PETER: so what's ur gift for her?
JOHN: i asked her what she wants...
PETER: so what did she say?
JOHN: she said anything that has a diamond...
PETER: so what did u give to her?
JOHN: CARDS!
People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!
TEACHER: we are descendants of Adam and Eve.
STUDENT: that's not true! My dad says we are descendants of an APE!
TEACHER: we are not talking about YOUR FAMILY!!!
People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!
grandma wears see thru nighties the first night
grandpa doesnt notice
grandma wears t-back the second night
grandpa doesnt give a damn still
grandma wears nothing the third night
grandpa: eeeewwwwwwwww what the hell are u wearing?? it is crumpled!!!
People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!
QUESTION: y do piglets feel shy?
ANSWER: bcoz their mother is a pig!
QUESTION: y is it more shameful for young goats?
ANSWER: bcoz their mom got "beard"!
QUESTION: y are the chicks the most shameful?
ANSWER: bcoz their mom has "EGGS"!
People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!
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