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    if u have a problem then do not problem ur problem but if ur problem's problem problems u then the problem is ur FACE
    People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

  • #2
    LOOOOOOOL.....i got confused....lol....



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    • #3
      u were riding in a bus, the music played so loud, u want to fart so u fart in the tune of the music so other passengers wont notice. u fart together wd ur feet in the beat of the drum. then u ask the driver to stop, u were wondering why everybody was looking at u so mad. it was too late when u remembered u were wearing HEADSET!!!!!!!
      People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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      • #4
        lol that was funny

        nana joon do you have a PROBLEM with the first joke jigaram?????







        God made Coke,
        God made Pepsi,
        God made Persian girls so DAMN SEXY!!!

        ~Zende Bad Iran Va Irani~

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        • #5
          LOOOOOL...last one was funny..

          lol pari..gereftamesh vali gij shodam..



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          • #6
            loooooooooooool. funnyyyyy
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            • #7
              WIFE: It's a miracle!!!! You come home early!!!!???
              HUSBAND: I just follow my boss' instruction, he told me "GO TO HELL!!!!!" so i come home.
              People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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              • #8
                JOHN: today is my wife's birhtday...
                PETER: so what's ur gift for her?
                JOHN: i asked her what she wants...
                PETER: so what did she say?
                JOHN: she said anything that has a diamond...
                PETER: so what did u give to her?
                JOHN: CARDS!
                People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                • #9
                  TEACHER: we are descendants of Adam and Eve.
                  STUDENT: that's not true! My dad says we are descendants of an APE!
                  TEACHER: we are not talking about YOUR FAMILY!!!
                  People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                  • #10
                    loooooooooool..



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                    • #11
                      heheheh, my dad also laugh at it
                      People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                      • #12
                        very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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                        • #13
                          grandma wears see thru nighties the first night
                          grandpa doesnt notice
                          grandma wears t-back the second night
                          grandpa doesnt give a damn still
                          grandma wears nothing the third night
                          grandpa: eeeewwwwwwwww what the hell are u wearing?? it is crumpled!!!
                          People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                          • #14
                            QUESTION: y do piglets feel shy?
                            ANSWER: bcoz their mother is a pig!
                            QUESTION: y is it more shameful for young goats?
                            ANSWER: bcoz their mom got "beard"!
                            QUESTION: y are the chicks the most shameful?
                            ANSWER: bcoz their mom has "EGGS"!
                            People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                            • #15
                              looool.....thx



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