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  • #31
    1: in states u let in more cows and the outcome is more corned beef!
    2: in the philippines u let in only 1 hotdog and the outcome are more babies!
    People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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    • #32
      THIS IS A SAD STORY:

      a boy is jelous with his new born brother...

      he put poison on his mother's nipple....

      the next day ......

      the driver died!



      SAD ISTN'T IT?
      People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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      • #33
        i was hurt and badly bitten....
        they were lookin for someone cute and nice so
        i choose u to them...
        they get even more angry at me
        coz they said ...

        I'M A LIAR!!!!!!
        People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by bluesky_152000
          THIS IS A SAD STORY:

          a boy is jelous with his new born brother...

          he put poison on his mother's nipple....

          the next day ......

          the driver died!



          SAD ISTN'T IT?
          hahahh jaleb bod
          yadam bashe bara dostam ino begam ke asheghe in jokhast

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          • #35
            Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
            Baby: sure mom
            Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
            Baby: thank you!!
            People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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            • #36
              GIRL: Doc, for check pls.
              DOC: Ok. take off ur undy and bra
              GIRL: its my grandma not me!
              DOC: ok grandma, take a deep breath!!
              People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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              • #37
                LoooooooooOOOOoooooooL!!!

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                • #38
                  WIFE: hon, who is Trixie:
                  HUSBAND: ah, she's a horse. i gave bet on her last race.
                  WIFE: really? u animal! answer the phone, the horse is calling!!!!
                  People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                  • #39
                    PETER: why are u happy?
                    JOHN : yea, i had my brain scan. coz my dad always tells me that i have no brain but the doctor said i have not just a brain... but with "TWO MORE"!
                    People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                    • #40
                      Inspirational quote we must always remember:

                      if others can , let them do ours!

                      make life easier.....
                      People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                      • #41
                        crazy thoughts:
                        - why doesn't glue stick inside of the bottle?
                        - why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the color is always white?
                        - why do they put holes on the crackers?
                        - if u dig a hole in the south pole, are you digging up or down?
                        - why is the word 'Abbreviate' so long?
                        - do adam and eve have navels?
                        - if you are in hell and you are mad at someone, where do you tell him to go?
                        - if electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
                        - why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

                        People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                        • #42
                          girl: dad im tumbling at school
                          dad: didn't i tell you not to go tumbling, they might see your undy
                          girl: they didn't see my panty... i kept it in my bag
                          People will doubt what u say but believe what u DO!

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                          • #43
                            Good ones

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