Only in the Philippines

[Mazandaran]

Good ones

[bluesky_152000]

girl: dad im tumbling at school
dad: didn't i tell you not to go tumbling, they might see your undy
girl: they didn't see my panty... i kept it in my bag

[bluesky_152000]

crazy thoughts:
- why doesn't glue stick inside of the bottle?
- why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the color is always white?
- why do they put holes on the crackers?
- if u dig a hole in the south pole, are you digging up or down?
- why is the word 'Abbreviate' so long?
- do adam and eve have navels?
- if you are in hell and you are mad at someone, where do you tell him to go?
- if electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
- why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

[bluesky_152000]

Inspirational quote we must always remember:

if others can , let them do ours!

make life easier.....

[bluesky_152000]

PETER: why are u happy?
JOHN : yea, i had my brain scan. coz my dad always tells me that i have no brain but the doctor said i have not just a brain... but with "TWO MORE"!

[bluesky_152000]

WIFE: hon, who is Trixie:
HUSBAND: ah, she's a horse. i gave bet on her last race.
WIFE: really? u animal! answer the phone, the horse is calling!!!!

[hashka]

LoooooooooOOOOoooooooL!!!

[bluesky_152000]

GIRL: Doc, for check pls.
DOC: Ok. take off ur undy and bra
GIRL: its my grandma not me!
DOC: ok grandma, take a deep breath!!

[bluesky_152000]

Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you!!

[jjbb]

THIS IS A SAD STORY:

a boy is jelous with his new born brother...

he put poison on his mother's nipple....

the next day ......

the driver died!



SAD ISTN'T IT?

hahahh jaleb bod
yadam bashe bara dostam ino begam ke asheghe in jokhast

[bluesky_152000]

i was hurt and badly bitten....
they were lookin for someone cute and nice so
i choose u to them...
they get even more angry at me
coz they said ...

I'M A LIAR!!!!!!

[bluesky_152000]

THIS IS A SAD STORY:

a boy is jelous with his new born brother...

he put poison on his mother's nipple....

the next day ......

the driver died!



SAD ISTN'T IT?

[bluesky_152000]

1: in states u let in more cows and the outcome is more corned beef!
2: in the philippines u let in only 1 hotdog and the outcome are more babies!

[nanakhafan]

loooool..

[bluesky_152000]

#1: i failed our exam coz i dont know the meaning of EFFORT.
#2: what! u fool. EFFORT? its the landing site of EFFLANE!