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    Potentially vs Realistically

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
    Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my god! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

    The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
    dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."
    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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    Learn Chinese...

    :P Learn Chinese In 5 Mins :P

    01 - That's not right.
    Sum Ting Wong
    02 - Are you harboring a fugitive?
    HuYu Hai Ding?
    03 - See me ASAP.
    Kum Hia Nao
    04 - Stupid Man
    Dum Gai
    05 - Small Horse
    Tai Ni Po Ni
    06 - Did you go to the beach?
    Wai Yu So Tan?
    07 - I bumped into a coffee table.
    Ai Bang Mai Ni
    08 - I think you need a face lift.
    Chin Tu Fat
    09 - It's very dark in here.
    Wai So Dim?
    10 - I thought you were on a diet.
    Wai Yu Mun Ching?
    11 - This is a tow away zone.
    No Pah King
    12 - Our meeting is scheduled for next week.
    Wai Yu Kum Nao?
    13 - Staying out of sight.
    Lei Ying Lo
    14 - He's cleaning his automobile.
    Wa Shing Ka
    15 - Your body odor is offensive.
    Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16 - Great.
    Fu Kin Su Pah
    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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    • #3
      An Old Man...

      An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared.
      The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
      A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
      But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
      "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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      • #4
        Where Did The Extra Man Come From?

        Count the men in this picture, and count them again, Where did this extra man come from?

        A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
        But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
        "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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        • #5
          THEY FOUND NIMO

          HEY .. THEY FOUND NIMO!

          A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
          But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
          "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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          • #6
            lol

            these are funny...
            LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            i love persians

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            • #7
              These are really really funny hehehehehehehe

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              • #8
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