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WHERE WAS JESUS FROM?!
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: - HE NEVER GOT MARRIED - HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB - HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: - HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS - HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW - HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: - HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS - HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL - HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: - HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER - HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS - NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: - HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR - HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT - HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN: - HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS - HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33 - HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD.
LOOOOOOOOOOL... vayy khoda az sare taghisratam begzareh... vayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: - HE NEVER GOT MARRIED - HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB - HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: - HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS - HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW - HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: - HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS - HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL - HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: - HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER - HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS - NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: - HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR - HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT - HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN: - HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS - HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33 - HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD.
LOOOOOOOOOOL... vayy khoda az sare taghisratam begzareh... vayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!