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A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen in the United States. She took her grandson with her to take her citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she answers them correctly, she would become a citizen.
She Said, "Ok, but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson."
The man said, "Ok, so he will translate.
Now for your first question...
1) What is the capital of America?
The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man koja' raftam da'newga'?"
"Vashangton!!", said the grandma.
That was correct, now for question number 2...
2) When is Independence Day for America?
The Grandson Said, "Newman Marcoos key hara'j da'reh?"
"July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
Correct, now for question number 3...
3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martikeh keh ba' doxtareh woma' aroosi kard, keh doosew nada'rin, koja' bereh?"
She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
4) Who is the President of the United States now?
The grandson translated, "Har vaqt pesaret gooz mideh, az ciw na'ra'hat miwi?"
"Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now....
She Said, "Ok, but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson."
The man said, "Ok, so he will translate.
Now for your first question...
1) What is the capital of America?
The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man koja' raftam da'newga'?"
"Vashangton!!", said the grandma.
That was correct, now for question number 2...
2) When is Independence Day for America?
The Grandson Said, "Newman Marcoos key hara'j da'reh?"
"July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
Correct, now for question number 3...
3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martikeh keh ba' doxtareh woma' aroosi kard, keh doosew nada'rin, koja' bereh?"
She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
4) Who is the President of the United States now?
The grandson translated, "Har vaqt pesaret gooz mideh, az ciw na'ra'hat miwi?"
"Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now....
zoret be bacheh resideh????
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