International dating guide

[Rasputin]

CAUCASIAN WOMAN

First Date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second Date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third Date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

BLACK WOMAN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

IRISH WOMAN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMAN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN

First Date: You fill out the mandatory familyquestionnaire listing all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

POLISH WOMAN

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

KOREAN WOMAN

First Date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Third Date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN

First Date: Meet her parents.
Second Date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third Date: Wedding night.


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Any Idea For Persian Woman ?

[abadani69]

looool that was funny. Persian girls are simmilar to the middle eastern girls

but I like the Italian girls