**The Perfect Day According To Her/Him**

[Parinaz_M]

The perfect day according to:

HER


8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses

9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale

9:30 Light Breakfast

11:00 Sunbathe

12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'

1:45 Shopping

2:30 Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's

gained 30 lbs.

3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.

7:30 Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.

10:00 Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.

11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

[Parinaz_M]

The perfect day according to:



HIM


10:00 Wake up

10:02 Oral Sex

10:10 Big Breakfast

11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe

2:15 Enormous lunch

3:15 Oral sex

3:25 Play sports with the guys

4:30 Drink Beer with the guys

6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer

6:40 Oral sex

6:50 Huge dinner, more beer

11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex

11:10 sleep.

[golgol85]

haha, it seems men only think about one thing, shame shame

[Parinaz_M]

ya they do

[Raiden]

Its not like we can help it..

[Riaz]

nono. 11:10 - launch a massive, multiple octave fart. 11:11 - sleep

[golgol85]

Its not like we can help it..

of course you guys can help it.

[Narges-Khanoom]

LooooooooooooL "gorilla sex"!!!!!! The Her one was nice faqat ye chiz kam dasht ... Looong walk on the beach .... LoL

[Parinaz_M]

of course you guys can help it.

fekr konam too en joke ye meghdar kam goftan ke aghayoon vaghean doost daran che kar konan

[golgol85]

fekr konam too en joke ye meghdar kam goftan ke aghayoon vaghean doost daran che kar konan

vali goftane inke they cant help it is not correct. as a psych major you know they can and as a bio major i know they can, so we have the head and body covered. They CAN help it

[Parinaz_M]

yes they can help it, but i don't think they want to, cuz they are enjoying their dirty minds

[golgol85]

well, they better help it or else you and i will have to beat them with our high-heeled shoes

[Parinaz_M]

khob behtare ke haleshoon khoob nashe, cuz i like beating them up with my high heel shoes, taze raftam az 9-west ye kafshe pashne boland kharidam. michasbe vase zadane en pesara, oon ham farghe sareshoon, vayyyyyyyyyy

[golgol85]

man kafsh peyda nakardam ke kheili pashnash boland bashe, vali daram kafshi ke be darde kotak zani bokhoreh. nine west kafshaye cutie dareh

[Parinaz_M]

i love nine west
pashnehash joon mide vase kotak zadan