**Male/Female- Stages Of Life**

[Parinaz_M]

THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE DRINK

17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox




SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.




FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping




DRUG

17 pot
25 coke
35 really good coke
48 power
66 coke, a limousine, the company jet




DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."




FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave




HOUSE PET

17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from first marriage
66 Barbi




WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17




IDEAL DATE

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 "Just come over."
48 "Just come over and cook."
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

[Parinaz_M]

THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE DRINK

17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser



EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig



FAVORITE SPORT

17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping



DRUG

17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping




DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"




FAVORITE FANTASY

17 tall, dark, and handsome
25 tall, dark, and handsome with money
35 tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man



HOUSE PET

17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
Muffy the Cat



WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66




IDEAL DATE

17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

[Rasputin]

LoL...The most of them are 'true' ! :=)

Thx Parinaz jan .

[golgol85]

This was sooo cute! so pari joon it looks like the right age to get married is now, but i thought we were going to hold off?

[Parinaz_M]

niloo joon en hame noktehaye mohem, to chasbidi be marriage
vay vay vay

[golgol85]

man az aval migoftam ke bayad tall, dark, handsome, smart, educated, well rounded, va mehraboon bashe. its not going to take me 35 years to figure that out pool nadasht its okay, marriage is about buliding a life together, a lot of guys who have wealthy families dont push themselves as much because they think well my father is rich and he will either help me while he is living or i'll inherit his money when he is dead, so they dont work hard. i think a man's work ethic is very important. lol, marriage is a jazzab topic

[Parinaz_M]

niloo sabr kon alan en moshakhasati ro ke dadi barat mizaram too roozname

[abadani69]

khoda shafa bede shoma 2ta dokhtar ro ke hamash az shoohar kardan harf mizanid. shoma ke inghadr shoohar shoohar mikonid berid shoohar konid dige ma az share ghor ghoratoon rahat beshim

[golgol85]

arman, man va pari khodemoon take care mikonim az in masaleh.
tazeh az in gozashte, na pari shohar mikhad na man, to be fekre khodet bash madar joon ke bi shohar namooni

[Parinaz_M]

looooooooool
har vaght sobate shohar mishe, saro kale en arman peyda mishe

[golgol85]

chon khodesh az hame bishtar shohar mikhad, hey miyad mindaze gardane man o khodet.

[Parinaz_M]

looooool, khob biya barash berim khastegari

[golgol85]

akhe ki ro begirim barash? hanooz 25 nist ke be oon category bokhoreh, he's in the middle.

[Parinaz_M]

mage nemibini che ghad hol bid..........

[golgol85]

khob hala indarafo mishe yek karish kard. khob hala ki ro begirim barash?