Girls and Computers
HARD DRIVE GIRL: She remembers everything forever
RAM GIRL: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRL: Everyone knows she can't do a thing right but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRL: She is good for nothing, but at least she is fun.
INTERNET GIRL: Difficult to access
SERVER GIRL: Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRL: She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRL: She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRL: Every 10 things she says, 8 are nonsense!
VIRUS GIRL: Also known as "wife". When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything!...
HARD DRIVE GIRL: She remembers everything forever
RAM GIRL: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRL: Everyone knows she can't do a thing right but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRL: She is good for nothing, but at least she is fun.
INTERNET GIRL: Difficult to access
SERVER GIRL: Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRL: She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRL: She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRL: Every 10 things she says, 8 are nonsense!
VIRUS GIRL: Also known as "wife". When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything!...

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