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Answering Machine at a school
The outgoing message:
> "Hello! You have reached the automated answering
> service of your school. In order to assist you in
> connecting to the right staff member, please listen
> to all the options before making a selection:
>
>
> * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
> * To make excuses for why your child did not do his
> work- Press 2
> * To complain about what we do - Press 3
> * To swear at staff members - Press 4
> * To ask why you didn't get information that was
> already enclosed in your
> newsletter and several flyers mailed to you -
> Press 5
> * If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
> * If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
> someone - Press 7
> * To request another teacher, for the third time
> this year - Press 8
> * To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
> * To complain about school lunches - Press 0
> * If you realize this is the real world and your
> child must be accountable
> and responsible for his/her own behavior, class
> work, homework and that it's not the teachers'
> fault for your child's lack of freaking effort:
> Hang up and have a nice day!
> "Hello! You have reached the automated answering
> service of your school. In order to assist you in
> connecting to the right staff member, please listen
> to all the options before making a selection:
>
>
> * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
> * To make excuses for why your child did not do his
> work- Press 2
> * To complain about what we do - Press 3
> * To swear at staff members - Press 4
> * To ask why you didn't get information that was
> already enclosed in your
> newsletter and several flyers mailed to you -
> Press 5
> * If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
> * If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
> someone - Press 7
> * To request another teacher, for the third time
> this year - Press 8
> * To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
> * To complain about school lunches - Press 0
> * If you realize this is the real world and your
> child must be accountable
> and responsible for his/her own behavior, class
> work, homework and that it's not the teachers'
> fault for your child's lack of freaking effort:
> Hang up and have a nice day!
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