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    A Guy walks up to another Guy in a pointed hat and says:
    Guy - You're Merlin aren't you?
    Merlin - Why yes ..it's nice to be recognised!
    Guy - Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
    Merlin - Well Yes .. I've been told I'm skilled
    Guy - Do tricks and things ..don't ya.. Magical stuff?
    Merlin - Magical ... yes that's correct
    Guy - Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
    Merlin - Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
    Guy - Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
    Merlin - Well Yes ...hasn't everyone?
    Guy - Can you reverse a curse?
    Merlin - Yes I can ... with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ....Why ?
    Guy - I'm Cursed
    Merlin - Really ... and how long have you been bewitched?
    Guy - Years.....
    Merlin - Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
    Guy - Yeah .. can't forget them!
    Merlin - What were they?
    Guy - something like ... Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife
    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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    • #3
      Frost pls joke haro tu yeja benevis,injuri hamaro adam baham mikhuneh.mamnun.

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      • #4
        lool
        u r funny dude =)
        A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
        But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
        "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RoadRunner
          lool
          u r funny dude =)
          What u mean ?!

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          • #6
            it means i don't take orders from no one..
            if u don't like how i post my stuff, dont read them ..
            i don't complain about ur "book" like posts do i? No i don't. so,
            This can't be that hard to understand
            A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
            But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
            "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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              • #8
                na baba..
                chesh base gheyb gofti ke

                vasse bare akhar behet migam..
                be kare man kari nadashte bash ke kolamon mire to ham.

                donno what i have done to u that u been a jerk all this time.. and i thought we had a seize fire.. but it looks like u donno what that means.
                from now on.. u do ur stuff, and i do mine.
                i post my stuff where and how i want them, and u do yours.
                go copy paste ur stuff from a site and put them in a post like a big book, instead of just a simple link.
                but as i said.. i dont compalin about that do i?
                and yeah.. inja khone khale nist.. so don't act like u r the "khale".
                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                • #9
                  Man alan khodamo az panjere part mikonam

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                  • #10
                    doshmanet abji.. bikhiyalesh
                    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                    • #11
                      Hmm...

                      Salam Frosty gole gola...

                      Migam engar booye porooi miad inja
                      khobe 2 neshono ba ye tir mikham bezanam

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                      • #12
                        hahaha
                        bah volekkkkk
                        ma mokhlesim dar bast
                        khaili khosh omadi ka
                        na baba khabari nist.. so'eh tafahom bod

                        me and my temper ham ke mishansi.. yeki bege K yakhashe migiram lool
                        A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                        But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                        "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hmm...

                          Originally posted by Warrior
                          Salam Frosty gole gola...

                          Migam engar booye porooi miad inja
                          khobe 2 neshono ba ye tir mikham bezanam

                          Inja az in khabara nist aziz, kasi ba kasi moshkel nadare. Darzemn, khosh oumadi.

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                          • #14
                            Ma bishtar

                            Ma bishtar tar, & even tar

                            Migam..in mesle inke sher mige, Zade new user, Fekonam khode hamin in ye joke bashe...lol

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                            • #15
                              nazanin.. meet my brother warrior
                              warrior meet my sis nazanin

                              all is good here,
                              we r all one big family..
                              i just need some anger management course lol
                              A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                              But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                              "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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