Blonde & The Horse

[RoadRunner]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.. Bill, the WalMart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

[Nazanin]

loooooooooooooool good one

[RoadRunner]

The Zipper

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini s***t with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her s***t was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her s***t a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her s***t a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight s***t. So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending s***t to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! " At this the Texan drawled " Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

[RoadRunner]

Wrong Feet

This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years-raw sexual power!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.
Just as he was about to impale the salesman, the Indian began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!

[Nazanin]

Wolek ino ke oun rooz too ye topic dige post kardi

[RoadRunner]

4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars.

***The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
***The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
***The second worm was put into a jar of weed smoke.
***The last worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

***First worm dead.
***Second worm dead.
***Third worm dead.
***Fourth worm alive.

Moral of this story???


As long as you drink, smoke, and do drugs, you won't get worms.

[Nazanin]

eeee inam ke gofti boodi

Agha, ghaziye chiye? lol

[RoadRunner]

echo
text echo
lool

[Nazanin]

good one

[RoadRunner]

couldn't do better on such short notice lol

[Nazanin]

loooooooool khodaeesh tikehaye kheili bahali miyai, damet Sherkat Naft

[RoadRunner]

hahahah

[IQ]

4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars.

***The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
***The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
***The second worm was put into a jar of weed smoke.
***The last worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

***First worm dead.
***Second worm dead.
***Third worm dead.
***Fourth worm alive.

Moral of this story???


As long as you drink, smoke, and do drugs, you won't get worms.

LoOoOoOoOoOoL

[RoadRunner]

Jomle besaz

Be turke migan ba Utoboos jomle besaz, mige Uto Boos kardam labam sokht.

Be turke migan ba shamshir jomle besaz, mige: fadat sham, shir mikhori?

Be turke migan ba shishe jomle besaz, mige: saat ye roob be shishe.

Be turke migan ba abrisham jomle besaz, mige: havva abrish ham khobe.

Be turke migan ba talash jomle besaz, mige: vala zanam chand vakht pish talash'e goom kard.

[Nazanin]

Re: Jomle besaz

Be turke migan ba shishe jomle besaz, mige: saat ye roob be shishe.

loooool