One day a guy sets off to buy a car. He checks alot of places but there all to expensive so he asks his friend for help.
They enter a BMW store and find one of them amazingly cheap.
They ask the shop keeper why is this car so cheap.
The shop keeper says its because you have to say shit for it to move and damn to stop.
They think and say
"Thats no problem, We'll take it. "
So the driver says shit and the car starts to move.
on there way home the car goes off the road and toward the ledge of the mountain.
The driver says damn just before they reach the edge.
After 10 seconds he turns to his friend and says
"Shit, That was close"
They enter a BMW store and find one of them amazingly cheap.
They ask the shop keeper why is this car so cheap.
The shop keeper says its because you have to say shit for it to move and damn to stop.
They think and say
"Thats no problem, We'll take it. "
So the driver says shit and the car starts to move.
on there way home the car goes off the road and toward the ledge of the mountain.
The driver says damn just before they reach the edge.
After 10 seconds he turns to his friend and says
"Shit, That was close"

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