Mosabegheh (Behtarin Joke-e Farsi )

[Rasputin]

Doorood beh hameyeh khanoomha va aghayoon,ham vatanayeh aziz-e irani.

Hamoonjoor keh ghool dadeh boodam, az emrooz,inja mosabegheh mizarim ta bebinim ki az hameh behtareh tooyeh jock goftan :

Mashallah, hamatoon az behtarin ha hastin,hala bebinim cheh kasani barandeh mishavan.

* Mosabegheh az emrooz shouroo misheh ta 1 may 2006 !

* Hameh mitavanand sherkat konand.hich sharti nist az in nazar !

* Har kasi mitooneh 3 ta jocks begeh !

* Jock ha mitoonan,syasi bashan,balayeh 18+ bashan va ya dar moredeh har chizi !

* Az 3 khat har jock bishtar nabasheh !

* Tekrari,man dar avordi,hachalhaft,bi ehterami bi dalil nabashan jock ha !

* Beh 3 nafar jayzeh midim (Az tarafeh RedWine!) .

* Jayzeh ha CD.DVD va Books khahand bood.

* Agar mikhahin vote bedahin beh jock ha,mitoonid beh man PM konid va nick taraf ro behem begin !

* Inja faghat mitoonid jock haro begin ! nah chat va nah vote va nah hich kareh digeh inja nakonid.

* Agar soali va ya matlabi digeh hast,beh man PM konid.

* Az barandeh ha badan khaham khast keh adreseshoon ro baram befrestan ta jayzeh hashoon ro barashoon befrestam !

Moafagh bashid .

[horiyeh]

yerooz nakho soozan baham davashoon mishe, bad nakh beh soozan migeh:
agar be dava edameh bedi digeh nemiam to kooneta!
( sorry about da language)

[horiyeh]

yerooz yeh mahy ro mindazan tooyeh mahitabeh az khejalat sorkh mishe!(midoonam khaly loos bod)

[Narges-Khanoom]

ye rooz ye marde bode har moghe kale pache mikhorde hamash hava az khodesh dar vakard, bad roze tavalodesh to rahe khone yadesh mire tavalodeshe kale pache mikhore, mirese khone zanesh cheshasho mibande mibaradesh to otagh bad behesh mige man alan bar migardam, inam az forsat estefade mikone o har chi hava dashte khali mikone, taze hey poshtesham bad mizade ke boosh bere, waqti zanesh barmigarde cheshasho baz mikone mibine hameye famil doresh jaman, zanesh mikhaste surprise kone bichararo
hahahahahahahahhaha

[Narges-Khanoom]

ye torke mire maghaze, maghazedare miporse: pepsi mikhay ya koola?
toke mige: yakoola
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah

[Narges-Khanoom]

ye torke miofte donbale ye dokhtare azash jolo mizane

[horiyeh]

torke ba gf dashte mirafte mibine 100m jelotar eist bazarase hastesh. be gf mige piyade sho boro ontarf be man bego darbast man savaret konam.gf mire onvar yadesh mire bege darbast mige mostaghim,torke mige masiram nemikhore

[horiyeh]

كتاب فارسي مدارس بومي ميشود:

مشهد:آن مرد با شمع آمد
اصفهان: آن مرد پول دارد
آبادان:آن مرد شب با ريبن آمد
شيراز:آن مرد حال نداشت و نيامد
سنندج:آن مرد سبيل دارد
زاهدان:آن مرد را كشتند
اردبيل: آن مرد بار برد
قزوين :آن مرد با لبخند آمد
رشت:آن مرد رفت بابا آمد

[nanakhafan]

Joke # 1:
goftam: dooset daram asheghetam,delam shode barat baziche.
gofti:hala hame ina ke gofti yani che

(baghiyeye jokari badan minevisam)

[nanakhafan]

joke # 2 lol:

gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor", gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram

[nanakhafan]

joke # 3:

yerooz a'bood ye dishdashe mibine roo zamin mige: eh!!! ki arabo khorde poostesho endakhte roo zamin

[mahsaak]

aval mazerat in jok kheili zeshteh


az torke miporsan shoma be k**r chi migin:
mige : DAHAN POR KON

[Narges-Khanoom]

joke khodam az hamatoon behtar bid man vabordam in mosabegharo

[mahsaak]

BACHEHE MIRE PISHE MAMANESH MIGE : MAMAN NEMIDOONI TOO MAHDE KOOODAK CHE HARFAYE ZESHTI MIZANAN. MAMANESH : PESARAM TO YAD NAGIRIHA!! PESARE: NA MAMAN , MAGE MAN KO*S KHOLAM!! AZ TOKHME BABAM NISTAM , AGE AZ IN KO*S SHERA BEGAM
BEBKHASHID KHEILI BI ADABI BOOD

[mahsaak]

HORIHE AZ JOKAYE MAN ESTEFADEH MIKONE KE GHABLAN POST ZADAM GHABOOL NIST