Timsar's joke

[Timsar]

be torkeh migan chand ta bacheh dari yeh dastesho neshon mideh
migeh 4ta

yaroo migeh inkeh panjshta angoshteh

turkeh migeh: ali, akbar, asghar, hassan, kamran ham bacheh hamsayas keh hamash khoneh masat...

[Timsar]

turk e BI HAVA az dar miyad to khafeh misheh...

[Timsar]

be turkeh migan Eid chi kar mikoni
migeh: ageh emam reza be talabeh miram shomal...

[Timsar]

be turkeh migan mamaneto bishtar dost dari ya babato, mijeh mamanetoo

i know u think abadanis but no it started with a turk...

[Timsar]

Yek rouz yek Farseh mireh bazar va yek khar mikhareh. baad az 10 rouz khareh hesabi laghar misheh tchon hitchi nemikhordeh! rouz-e yazdahom Farseh khararo bar midareh va mireh bazar va be torkeh migeh: In tche kharieh be ma dadi? na ab mikhoreh va na jo!" Torkeh ham migeh: "tchara namikhoreh? shoma balad nisti! man migam shoma bebin!" baad ro mikoneh be khareh va migeh:" Ishak Gal!(be torki yani khreh bia!), Sou ich(yani ab bokhor), jo ich( Yani jo bokhor)" khareh ham shorou mikoneh be khordan. Farseh ta ino mibineh yekdafeh migeh ke "digeh ghaire momkeneh ke in khararo bebaram!" Torkeh ba taajob migeh "tchera, magar tchi shodeh?", Farseh ham migeh: "ma tork-e khar dideh boudim, vali khar-e tork nadideh boudim".

[Timsar]

yek roz yek torke mireh to yek magaze ta yek parcham e IRAN bakhare. magaze dar azash miporse : mitonam komaketon bekonam? torke migeh: as in parcham range dige nadarin?

[Timsar]

Ayatollah Malakooty goft : IRAN esme zane, esme IRAN ra bayad awaz konim bezarim NARIMAN, porsidand chera? goft : braye inke ham nare va ham iman dare.

[Timsar]

torke neshaste boode, yek dafe yek magas mishine roo dastesh, torkemige: ma ham vase khodemoon gohy shodim ha

[Timsar]

yeh rooz yeh nafar ba shekamesh harf mizadeh

be shekamesh migeh chera man hamish bayad kar konam, vali hamish to mikhori

shekamesh behesh migeh khob masalei nist az be bad man kar mikonam to bokhor

[iman]

ye rooz bacheye torke be babash mige chera hame be ma migan torke khar???! babash mige to hanooz nemidooni?? man alan vasat tozih midam .
boro ye ghablame bardar biar. bacheye ghablame miareh babash tagh tagh mizane poshte ghablameh migeh khob in chi bood?
bacheye migeh khob baba dar mizanan digeh. babahe asabani mishe mige vase hamine ke be ma migan torke khar hala pasho in ghablameh ro bebar ashpazkhoone badesh ham daro va kon bebin kiye