Arosi

[Anonymous]

Ye roz ye arabe mire khastegarie ye dokhtar hendi, kholase hame chiz be khobio khoshi tamom mishe faghat dokhtare ye shart mizare.
Dokhtare mige chize shoma araba kheili bozorge bayad ono kotahesh koni kholase arabe ham chon ono dost dashte in karo mikone.
Ina ezdevaj mikonano pas az chand vaghti arabe az sare kar bar migzare khone zang mizane, zanesh mige KIAHE (yani kie be hendi) shoharesh ham mige "Manam Shombol Kotahe".

[Nazanin]

[Anonymous]

ALIREZA TANHA : AKHEH JOJEH 2 MIDONI ESHGO BA CHE ALEFI MINEVISAN BORO TILE BAZI KON . ANGADR KHODETRO NOKHOD HAR ASHII NAKON. NA ZA NI N .BA BA

[Rasputin]

hmmm.

[RoadRunner]

ALIREZA TANHA : AKHEH JOJEH 2 MIDONI ESHGO BA CHE ALEFI MINEVISAN BORO TILE BAZI KON . ANGADR KHODETRO NOKHOD HAR ASHII NAKON. NA ZA NI N .BA BA

chekheee chekheee.. shor nazan shiret khoshk mishe bache bi sar parast mimone...

harfi dari bozdel bazi dar nayar.. nick reg bekon biya bibinam dardet chichiye.

[IQ]

hmmm.

hmmm.

[Nazanin]

Che khabar shode inja

[IQ]

[RoadRunner]

Nurses were on coffee break and the mental patients got a temp. accessed to their computer.

[Nazanin]

Chand saat nemiyaim inja mellat khodeshoono khafe mikonan

[RoadRunner]

Chand saat nemiyaim inja mellat khodeshoono khafe mikonan

az farda "chand saat o 5 daghighe" naya ke rahat bemiran rahat beshim. lol

[Nazanin]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[RoadRunner]

A Blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza..
The pizza guy says: "Do you want it cut into 6 or 8 peices?"
The blonde replys: "6 please im not that hungry!"

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One day there was this naked man and a elephant..
The elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, then asks the naked man: "HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?"

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[Nazanin]

One day there was this naked man and a elephant..
The elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, then asks the naked man: "HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RoadRunner]

Survivor, Texas Style

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning one of their own: "Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.