Big Pecker

[RoadRunner]

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's "pecker". Angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car.
Driving behind the car is another man in a pickup truck with his 12-year-old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy:
"Daddy what in the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his 10-year-old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies: "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says:

"Sure had a big d**k, didn't it?!"

[Nazanin]

[RoadRunner]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife:
"Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says:
"Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says:
"Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him:
"Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
The man sighs and says, "It's started . . "

[RoadRunner]

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water.


lool

[Nazanin]

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