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bazi az in khanoma.. what more can i say =)
bazi az in khanoma.. what more can i say =)
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A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
"Damn.. That Was Fun."
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Darling, would you give me a b***job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a b***job. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
"Damn.. That Was Fun."
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Originally posted by RoadRunner
che khahare fadakari
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loool
che babaye bahali with sence of humor lolA Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
"Damn.. That Was Fun."
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Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf.
Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again.
This time it landed about one foot from the hole.
Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.
The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge bass jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.
Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.
Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
"Damn.. That Was Fun."
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