More Jokes 2

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yek ja'hel balad nabud doxtar boland kone. dusta'w migan ka'ri nada're, doxtar ra' aval mibari birun va harfha'ye qawang bara'w mizani, va doxtare xodew yava'w yava'w ra'zi miwe va behet mide. ja'hele yek doxtari ra' mibare birun, kena're sa'hel va mige. ce a'sema'ne qawangi, ce darya'ye mola'yemi, xob bede bokonim dige.

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YE TORKE SAREW RO KARDE BUDE TO JUBE A'B.
AZAW MIPORSAN CIKA'R MIKONI?
MIGE MIXA'M DAR JARYA'N BA'WAM.

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Yeki az razmandega'ne Ira'ni ke ahle woma'l ast pas az gozara'ndane modatti dar esa'rate ara'qi-ha', belaxare a'za'd miwe va be wahrew bar migarde.
Dusta'new az u esteqba'l mikonand va u dar ba'reh zenda'n va ettefa'qa'ti ke be sarew a'mad cenin tarif mikard: "Ara'qi-ha' rahm nada'rand, ya' a'dam ra' mikonand ya mikowand!"
Dar in henga'm maks kard va kami fekr kard va cenin eda'me da'd: "Albateh man ra' kowtand!'

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Ye ruz ye torke mire sinama'.Tuye film ye galeye ga'v betarafe sahne midoan, torke mitarse va mire zire sandali.Baqal dastiw behew mige "Ey ba'ba' in filme ,film!"
Torke mige"man midunam filme,to miduni filme, vali ga'vh'a' ke nemidunan filme!"

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Be ye torke migan range banafw ra' tarif kon.
mige : ta ha'la' qermez didi ? a'biwe.

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Yek hezbola'i va zanaw sava'reh otobuseh marda'neh, zana'neh miwavand. Mardeh da'd mizaneh: xa'num To az jelo digeh nadeh, man az aqab da'dam!

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Ye torke ra' mibaran kala'ntari bara'yeh zir kardane 22 nafar ba' ma'win. Rais kala'ntari miporse cera' 22 nafar ra' zir kardi. torke mige, tormozam borid, 2 nafar tarafe cape ja'de budan, 20 nafar ham tarafe ra'st. Goftam behtare beram tarafe cap keh faqat 2 nafar nefle bewan, vally bi pedar ma'dara' yek dafe paridan tarafe ra'ste ja'de.

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Be ye turke migan ba' "A'HAN"(metal) ye jomleh besa'z, turke mige, "A'h An" da'ram

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Yek Tork beh zanew goft" man miram ruz na'mey e keyha'n bexaram." vaqti bargawt ba' yek olaq a'mad. Zanew porsid keh in ci hast? qarar bud ruz- na'meh bexari. mard Torke java'b da'd keh Keyhan nada'wtand, man ham Hamwahri xaridam.

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yek ba'r ye rawtie zanew behew *** nemida'd. wab rawtie asaba'ni miwe be zanew mige man miram birun ***** mikonam ta' cewet dar bia'd. az dar ke mire birun zane hamsa'ye miporse azew koja' miri. rawtie mige da'ram miram sad toman bedam ***** bokonam. zane hamsa'ye mige cera' miri birun bia' man ra' bokon panja'h toman bede nesfe qeimat. xola'se rawtie zane hamsa'ye ra' mikone va bar migarde xa'neh. zanew miporse ce zud bargawti. rawtie mige panja'h toman da'dam zane hamsa'ye ra' kardam. zanew mige, xa'k tu saret. un woharew faqat be man bisto panj toman mide man ra' bokone.

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ye rawti ba' ye ja'hele tasa'dof mikonan, ja'hele woru mikoneh be faha'wi kardan: xa'hareto! ma'dareto, amato, xa'lato,.... " raxtiye miya'd jolo migeh, a'qa' ja'n ye tasa'dof in hame havasra'ni nada'reh.

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rawtiha' be magas miguyand....parviz
be xarmagas miguyand....parviz torke
be magas-kow miguyand....parviz sayyad

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ye ruz, ye naja're turk dawte ruye ye sa'xtemun ka'r mikard. Zelzele miwe, va sa'xtemune miofte. Ye tike a'han guwe turkaro pa're mikone as sarew. Badan ke police da'wtan migawtan, ye guw payda mikonan. Az turke miporsan age in guwewe. Turk mige, "Na, guwe man powtew meda'd da'w t!"

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BE TORKE MIGAN YEK JOMLEH BESA'Z KE TUW "A'B" DA'WTEH BA'WE, MIGEH "LULEH"

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rawtiye miya'd xuneh, mire tu ota'q xa'b, daro yava'wi ba'z mikoneh sarew ro mikoneh tu ota'q o migeh : hasan a'qa' zire taxt, ali a'qa' tu komod Sok, Sok!