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    Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !

    Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America......do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America......do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and finger rolls in packages of eight.

    Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    EVER WONDER .

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?!

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • #2
    Only in us is so true.
    and i never thoughts of the wonders WOW.

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    • #3
      baba shoma ham bahaneye bani esraiieeli migirin khob be hamin khatere wazeeshon khobe ke ahmaghan! kodom kodom adamio mishnasin ke jawabe inaro balad bashe wazeesh ham khob bashe? ye masal hast mige age mikhai aalaf bokhori baiad gaw bashi!! i just made it up!lol
      rozi ze sare sang kalaghi be hawa khast

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      • #4
        Hamash rasteh LOL bahal bood Cop

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        • #5
          Originally posted by IQ
          Only in us is so true.
          and i never thoughts of the wonders WOW.
          100% agree. the truth.

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          • #6
            thats true but not the second one ,in britain most of people order double cheeseburgers, large chips(french fries) ,but not the diet coce

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            • #7
              khob oon ham englis ro nemigoft
              amrica ro migoft
              trust me alots of peaple do that here
              eat a large pizza with a diet coke
              pERSPOLIS

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              • #8
                loooooooooooooool im sorry but british people thinks diet coke is for gay people

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                • #9
                  Cop,

                  you are right only in America.

                  LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. need to LOOOOOL

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by green_president2004
                    loooooooooooooool im sorry but british people thinks diet coke is for gay people
                    ohn realy that is why I do not like Biritish people because they are narrow minded.....

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                    • #11
                      That is true.

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                      • #12
                        still good to read it again.............

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                        • #13
                          ghable tavajo hame..dar javabe inke "Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed" bayad begam man bayad ba dahane baste mascara ro bezanam...
                          Love like you never got hurt
                          work like you don't need the money
                          Dance like no one is watching


                          تا عاقلان راهی برای یکبار خندیدن پیدا کنند دیوانگان هزار بار خندیده اند

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                          • #14
                            in mavared halash raste. albatte barashoon ellat ham dare. masalan refigham hamishe dare mahsinesh ra ghofl nemikone. behesh migam age yeki biyad bedozde chi? migi az khodame. poolesh ra kamel az bime migiram va yeki behtaresh ra mikharam vali oon chizaye bi arzeshi ke too garage gozashte, bime ke nistand. hatta age $1 ham bashe, age bebarand $1 az jibesh parideh

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                            • #15
                              khob inham as kalakaye iranihastttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! albateh man ino az bazi iraniha to amrica mikonan
                              mikhastam bedonam ba in karashon kojaro gereftannnnnnn

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