To Ham Sooti Dadi?

[Hamidjan]

han, yadam oftad. yek sooti nabe dige. in sooti marboot be dorane rahnamaee man mishe. hamantor ke dar khater darid (ya nadarid), 1 mah ta 2 hafteh moondeh be emtehanat, barnameye emtehani ra midahand ta bacheha, kheire sareshoon, nagozarand shabe emtehan dars bekhoonan. ke albatte ma ham mesle hame, barnameh ra shoot mikardim roo miz va daghighan shabe emtehan, tazeh negah mikardim ke baraye farda chi bayad bekhoonim. bale, taghriban in raveshe dars khoondan ba movafaghiyat pish miraft ta inke yek rooz, vasate emtehanat, ma negah kardim va didim farda emtehane Farsi darim. ma ham neshastim koli she'r hefz kardim va kalame va tarkibate tazeh ra hefz kardim va sobh raftim madrese. didim hame ketabe Riyazi dasteshoon. be bacheha goftam "vah ke ajab khari mizanid shoma, emrooz ke emtehane Farsi darim, shoma Riyazi mikhoonid?" didam hame goftand "chi? Farsi? Farsi ke pas-farda hast, emrooz Riyazi hast" dahanam az tajob chenan baz shodeh bood ke rahat yek hendoone mahboobi miraft toosh kholase ba ajale barnameh ra az kifam darvardam va didam bale, rast migoftand, man yek khat eshtebah kardeh boodam. hala age goftid chi shod? dorost hads zadid, Farsi ra 20 shodam. va in yeki ra dorost hads nazadid, chon man Riyazim khoob bood va bedoone inke shabe emtehan khoondeh bashamesh, nomreye khoobi azash gereftam (ke albatte bayad eteraf konam ke 20 nabood )

bebinam, khasteh shodid in ra khoondid? bayad kholasash mikardam? goftam ba tafzil begam, shayad behtar bashe. anyways, pochanegi in dardesar-ha ra ham dare

[Parinaz_M]

man emrooz nemidonam chera poshte sare ham sooti midam
hamin chand sat pish ke az sare kar mikhastam bargardam dastamo kardam too kifam ke kelide mashinamo dar biyaram
bad har chi en kifo ziro roo kardim didim az kelid khabari nist
kholase raftam sare mashinam didam bale kelidam too mashine,
be maman joonam tel zadam ke ye kelid baram biyare,
nim sat majboor shodam ye ja beshinam ta maman joonam biyad.

[jjbb]

bazam be in mamanha ke hamishe be dad ma miresannnnnnnnnnn

[gg666]

cheghadr sheytooni pari joon...fekr konam pesare khit shode ta to

man emrooz raftam vase laftafam moosh begiram bad vaghti mikhastam varede maghaze besham be jaye enke dar ro pull konam dashtam pushmikardam
bad ye pesare ham poshte man bood bad gofti "oh dear i think you have pull" man ham goftam "oh dear i know, i was just testing you"

[Parinaz_M]

ha, halesho vagereftam

are jjbb joon, mamane man ke mahe

[jjbb]

hasodim mishe ke mamanet pishete
ghadresho bedon...............

hala az sooti
ye roosi yeki az dostam refte bood iran ba ye nafar ghara mizareh bad az hamdigaro didam be oon agha mige "man shomaro badan mibinam tarjomeh i see you late"
badesh mireh bad az chand rooz in ha hamdigaro mibinan va oon aghahe gelegi mikoneh ke montazeresh shodeh va oon nayomadeh tazeh in doste man motevajeh mishe ke che balaei sare in bandeh khoda darovordehhhhhhh

[gg666]

ahhhhh...ajab hal girie

[Parinaz_M]

ok sootiye taze az tanoor dar ovorde vasatoon daram

man chand rooz pish raftam ye moosh vase laftafam gereftam, bad azash aslan razi naboodam, ermooz bordam ke pasesh bedam
kholase man ham mashinamo park kardam, raftam too, too line ysadam ta nobatam beshe, bad ye lahze motevaje shodam ke man aslan mooshamo az too mashinam nayovordam va alaki too line vaysadam, kholase dobare raftam biroon va mooshamo az too mashinam dar ovordam ke beram pasesh bedam

[nanakhafan]

loooooooooooool...that happened to me alot!!!!!

[Hamidjan]

aslan in model sooti too khoone mane dige adat kardam ke sobh joloye dar aval check konam bebinam hamechiz baham hast ya na. tazeh ba in hal koli sooti midam. chand mah pish rafteh boodam kharid. hesab kardam va oomadam biroon. too rah goftam bezar yek coffee ham bekharam. oomadam poolesh ra bedam, didam az kifam khabari nist. yakh zadam. goftam, eh, kifam ra dozdidand. hala hey be khodam fohsh midadam ke chera man shomareye credit-card-ham ra dame dast negah nemidaram ta age in etefagh oftad, fori zang bezanam va joloye khali shodane hesabam ra begiram. kholase ba ajale bargashtam be forooshgahi ke kharid kardeh boodam. porsidam agha inja shoma kif peyda kardid? goft na. akh ke dige dashtam ghash mikardam. vali yeki dige goft are, injast. raftam didam male khodame. age pesar nabood, hatman miparidam, va yek mache abdar migireftam azash koli thank you, thank you kardim va oomadam biroon. hanooz ham forsat nakardam ke oon list kazaee az cerdit-card-ham ra tahiye konam amma hala ke injoori shod, emshab mikonam.

[jjbb]

az in faramoshiha man ham kardam hala khobe to zood yadet oftad man pasportam ro ye ja ja gozashtam bad az ye sal yadam oftad ke koja bodeh vali dir shodeh bood

[gg666]

vay ...man pasportamo ye bar az mashin lebasshooi dar ovordam..asho lash shode bood...ama ba kamale porooe bahash raftam iran...to forodgah gir dadan goftan bayad avazesh konam...

[Hamidjan]

kheyli deleshoon bekhad. age passporte shoma kasif va cherk bashe khoobe ya too mashin lebasshooi khoob tamiz va behdashti shodeh bashe? bayad tazeh dastoor midadand ke az in be ba'd hame bayad passporte khodeshoon ra ghabl az oomadan be Iran, beshoorand

[gg666]

machin lebas shooyee ke hichi...to dryer ham andakhtamesh..ama khoob shod chon khoshk shod va ziad az bein naraft...

[jjbb]

man kheili vaghta pool eskenas ro ke to jibam mondeh bood shostam va tike hasho dar ovordammmmmm