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  • Danstaneh Jaleb about how tricky girls can be :)

    One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a
    regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give
    her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs
    successfully, doing prayer regularly.


    Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in
    her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the
    dialogue between them.


    Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very
    very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask
    anything you like, but there is one condition.


    Girl: Condition!, what is that?


    Devi: You have a boy-friend?


    Girl: Yes.


    Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also
    sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and
    all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he
    will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed
    for the 1st boon.


    Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.


    Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.


    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.


    Girl: It's OK.


    Devi: Be as you wish!


    Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in
    the world.


    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome
    boy in the world.


    Girl: It's OK.


    Devi: Be as you wish.


    Devi: Now the last boon remains.


    Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.


    Devi: What? Are you sure!


    Girl: Yes. Very sure!


    Devi: Be as you wish.


    Think girls,


    what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at
    once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most
    beautiful girl and the richest one, too.





    Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more
    intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

  • #2
    lol khabare margesh bi sharaf javoone mardomo na kam kard

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    • #3
      LOL zeregeh :P

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      • #4
        bahal bood




        P.S. Dokhtare hatman irani boode

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        • #5
          looooooooooooool

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          • #6
            hatman saba boode na
            oonam pesar koshe

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            • #7
              in guest e ki bud umad chiz parund???

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              • #8
                IQ bood

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                • #9
                  the powers of COP :P good for soemthign i guess ..

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                  • #10
                    oh looool

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                    • #11
                      yes i knew how tricky girls are. it is true but again not all of them are like that. only 99.9999% of them are like that.

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                      • #12
                        i know and i am one of those .11111% that arent

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