WHO ARE THE WORST IRANIAN SINGERS

[Anonymous]

WELL PERSONALLY I THINK SHOHREH , COMBIZ, MECABIZ, FARIDEH AND SHAGHAYEGH SUCK AT SINGING AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEM SELVES . THE SONG HAVAS FROM SHOREH IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE. HOW IN THE WORLD IS SHE GOING TO SING A SONG ABOUT ALI OR EMMAM REZA AND SUDDENLY SHOW HER CRUSTY OLD SKIN....... LOL NOW SHAGAYEGH IS LOVELY AND ALL BUT SHE SUCKS AT SINGING.....AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FARIDEH, COMBIZ AND MECABIZ SUCK SUCK SUCK ..... I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THEM ..... THEY JUST DONT HAVE VOICES.....
ANYWAYS WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK......

[IQ]

oonaare vel kon aksaaro bechasb. che labhaaee.

[Rasputin]

ufff IQ, to mano az rah beh dar mikoni chief .lol

[saba_s]

be nazare man, badtarin khanande alan shahram solatiye, albate man ziad nemishnasam, vali in yeki kheily halesh bade

[Nazanin]

be nazare man, badtarin khanande alan shahram solatiye

[saba_s]

baba ghiafaro nadidi?? ahangasho kar nadaram

[Nazanin]

Badtarin khanadeha midoonin kiyan? Alan migam

P.S. Albate ina khanande nistan, ina MASKHARE hastan, amma khob chon tooye kare music o ina hastan esmeshoon automatically "khanande" mishe.

1- Mekabiz (Kasi ke sedash INGHAD maskharas nemidoonam vaghean chejoori roosh mishe album bede biroon & rajebesh too t.v. harf bezane).

2- Farideh (Ba in ke kheili doosesh daram be onvane 1 ensan vali sedash BEGHADRI maskharas ke bazi vaghta I wonder if ounaee ke barash ahangasho dorost mikonan poshte saresh nemikhandan besh, kheili laate).

3- Claudia Lynx ke kheiliya eshtebahi behesh migan Shaghayegh darsoorati ke Shaghayesg hesme albumesh hast, na esme khodesh (In dokhtar tahe maskhare baziye ba oun sedash. MASALAN 1 ahange bandari khoonde too albumesh, ahango ke goosh midi mikhai bekhabi azbas LIFELESS hast & has no bandari beat whatsoever).

4- Nima (Delam mikhad ino 1 bar too khiyaboon bebinam ke ye lagad bekooboonam too gooshesh & bebinam ki besh gofte bere "khanande" beshe).

5- Essi (He's the perfect example ke adam vaghti 2 $ pool too jibesh dare & hoselash sar mire pa mishe mire album mizane & dige kari nadare ke seda nadare).

6- Sheila A.K.A. Neckless (Bejaye in ke pool kharj kone o album bede biroon she should take the money & go get herself a NECK since she ain't got none & shabihe ghoorbaghe mimoone, & she should stop spending all that money on plastic surgery & makeup).

7- Mercedeh A.K.A. Michael Jackson (Khodaeesh nemidoonam chi begam rajebe in zan, how much plastic surgery did she need??????!!!!! What's up w/ all that makeup?? All the jewelery??? Those clothes ke male 1 dokhtare 20 sale hastan na male 1 zane 50 sale???!!! Does she love Michael Jackson that much ke mikhast shabihesh bashe??I'm not even gonna start on her voice!).

8- Kouros (Oh god! I understand that Andy & Kouros were IT at one time, vali can somebody tell me WHERE is his voice? Kouros maroof nashod chon seda dare, maroof shod bekhatere Andy & Kouros & that's just sad. It's sad because no one likes him bekhatere sedash, chon seda nadare, faghat bekhatere ahangaee ke mikhoondan maroof shod).

[saba_s]

akheyyy, hers nakhor azizam, bozorg mishi yadet mire, are ina khanande nistan, baziashuno nemishansam, vali unayi ke mishnasam midunam ye vaghean khanande nistan, vali az shaghayegh khosham miad, seda nadare vali khoshgele :P

[Rasputin]

Saba, hala ageh behet begam keh Sharam Solati kachal hast va postij mizareh,bishtar azash badet miad ?

[Nazanin]

baba ghiafaro nadidi?? ahangasho kar nadaram

Vaaaaaay nagoo!! Man kheili doosesh daram

[Rasputin]

bad nemikhuneh,nah mesleh khaharesh,vali is ok .

[IQ]

IN AZ KHAANANDEHAAMOON, MOJRIHAAYE TV HAM KE SHOORESHO DAROVORDAN. AZ KHIYAABOON PAA MISHAN MIYAAN MOJRI MISHAND. ASLAN YEK MOJRIYE ZAN KE KHOSHGEL BASHE MISHNASIN. ASLAN ENTERTAINMENTE IRAANIHAA IS FCUKED UP.

[Rasputin]

IQ ziad chizeh jadidi nemigi chief

[Nazanin]

Tooye tamae in mojriya baclasstarin, bashakhsiyat tarin, basho'oortarin Eileen hast (dokhtare Viguen) male NITV.

[IQ]

are. movaafegham.