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    England Captain John Terry among those alleged to have been at party

    The News of the World is reporting that England footballers early exit from the Euro 2008 championship qualifiers apparently resulted in a reward for players while England fans sobbed and held their heads down all week.

    Some of the England footballers had their heads down as well...but not between their own knees.

    NOTW reveals that the disgraceful scenes at the party also included:

    "Captain John Terry being so drunk he URINATED on the floor and in a cup.
    Another player begging two lapdancers for a THREESOME.

    "Some guests getting so drunk that they VOMITED on the floor.


    "An ugly SCUFFLE between Wright-Phillips and a female guest who dared to take his picture.

    "Terry, missing from action through a knee injury, BOUNCING up and down on his BAD LEG with dancers"

    One witness, who asked not to be named, told The News of the World: "We get humiliated by Croatia and don't qualify and some of our players don't seem to give a damn. All they seem to care about is getting drunk, driving fast cars and pulling women."

    Our insider decided to come forward after seeing England's pathetic performance on Wednesday.

    A second witness saw the player engaged in various sex acts in the club's basement. Our source, whose identity we are protecting, said: "I saw him having oral sex with a girl near the store rooms.

    "He was sitting on a chair and the girl was kneeling in front of him.

    "She was wearing a dress and definitely wasn't staff, she was a guest. She was letting the player do what he wanted. He was sitting there on the chair with his pants and trousers between his knees and ankles.

    "When she was astride him he hadn't bothered to take her clothes off or anything, he just pushed her dress up and went for it.

    "It was pretty disgusting to be honest. I walked past and he glanced at me but he didn't care. He was drunk and getting what he wanted.

    "He was in a corridor where staff have their lockers behind the VIP area and you have to get to it by going through two doors. Obviously he had sneaked off hoping no one had seen him. He was p****d and didn't give a monkey's about anything. The girl gave him oral for ages and when I came back she was sitting in his lap having full sex.

    "They were grunting and bonking right in front of me. It's incredible that this should be going on so close to England becoming the laughing stock of Europe by not qualifying. "

    Croatia coach Slaven Bilic told the England team this week to "wake up".

    Roy Collins of the Telegraph had this to offer about England's performance this week:

    It was the result of players, for whatever unfathomable reason, performing so far below their best that they were unrecognisable from men who regularly light up the Premier League. And, naturally, it was to do with a hapless, clueless coach with more badges than a Scout leader, who was incapable of inspiring them or formulating a coherent battle plan.

    Or maybe they are just having too much sex!


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