AryanFire
08-03-2003, 05:50 PM
Terminator 7: Rise of the Grampinators
After 3 fantastic Terminator films, all good as each other, with mind blowing graphics as the sequels progress, Arnie can get away with almost anything, and we’ll still find it gripping, adrenaline pumping, and now hilarious, I mean only he can get away with those flowery star shaped sunglasses. So even he lives on to make: Terminator 7: Rise of the Grampinators (that’s if the steriods and iron deposits don’t kill him, or doesn’t get assassinated after becoming President, shock horror!), we stil love it. So here is AryanFire’s prediction of what T& is going to be like.
1. The opening scene won’t be with Arnold naked standing, he’ll be this muscular old man crawling on the floor, going into a old people’s home, confronting an old man of 124 years old with the same body match not saying: “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”, but “I need your wheelchair, your sleeeeepirs, and your waterbottle”.
2. He won’t be existing in a Harley davidson or a 4 wheel drive, but in the elderly minibus.
3. Next scene is with John Connor, sitting on a huge armchair, while sitting next two the bird he kissed when he was 13 and stole in T3 from her previous husband, decorated with 74 honorary military badges for the defeat of the machines, telling his great 17 grandchildren the stories of T1 to T6, how they defeated the machines int he Nuclear War, rather than showing them on DVD. On one hand he is holding a hand of the T-100, which is of course a gateway for Terminator 8: Connor forgets to destroy the T-100 hand, again, and a computer finds it and reassembles it. BUT, we still won’t get bored, because its Arnie!
4. There’s an Indian computer boff, graduate of Stanford, rattling away on his PC, with his Indian wife calling him up for some hot Karma Sutra, while he continues to rattle on his programme, while muttering “All I need is to compress all this information to save the world from Nuclear fallout on a single platinum chip”.
5. There’s a knock on John Connr’s door, one of his granchildren runs and opens it, returs to Granpa Connor, and says “Gramps, there this old weirdo with the hugest muscles saying in this freaky accent his mission is resumed, when I asked him who he was he said he did not take orders from me, and then began this 17 minute story on how he was reprogrammed to protect Jaaaan Cona”.
6. Scene goess to T5 the scene where John Connor is shagging a hot bird (definetly not his wife). The thing is she turns out to be a Termanatrix, she gets pregnant, and gives birth to a half human-half Terminator, OOPPPPPPS!!! The baby is brainwashed by its mother to kill John Connor, so this time Arnie is fighting a 7 year old half-cyborg.
After 3 fantastic Terminator films, all good as each other, with mind blowing graphics as the sequels progress, Arnie can get away with almost anything, and we’ll still find it gripping, adrenaline pumping, and now hilarious, I mean only he can get away with those flowery star shaped sunglasses. So even he lives on to make: Terminator 7: Rise of the Grampinators (that’s if the steriods and iron deposits don’t kill him, or doesn’t get assassinated after becoming President, shock horror!), we stil love it. So here is AryanFire’s prediction of what T& is going to be like.
1. The opening scene won’t be with Arnold naked standing, he’ll be this muscular old man crawling on the floor, going into a old people’s home, confronting an old man of 124 years old with the same body match not saying: “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”, but “I need your wheelchair, your sleeeeepirs, and your waterbottle”.
2. He won’t be existing in a Harley davidson or a 4 wheel drive, but in the elderly minibus.
3. Next scene is with John Connor, sitting on a huge armchair, while sitting next two the bird he kissed when he was 13 and stole in T3 from her previous husband, decorated with 74 honorary military badges for the defeat of the machines, telling his great 17 grandchildren the stories of T1 to T6, how they defeated the machines int he Nuclear War, rather than showing them on DVD. On one hand he is holding a hand of the T-100, which is of course a gateway for Terminator 8: Connor forgets to destroy the T-100 hand, again, and a computer finds it and reassembles it. BUT, we still won’t get bored, because its Arnie!
4. There’s an Indian computer boff, graduate of Stanford, rattling away on his PC, with his Indian wife calling him up for some hot Karma Sutra, while he continues to rattle on his programme, while muttering “All I need is to compress all this information to save the world from Nuclear fallout on a single platinum chip”.
5. There’s a knock on John Connr’s door, one of his granchildren runs and opens it, returs to Granpa Connor, and says “Gramps, there this old weirdo with the hugest muscles saying in this freaky accent his mission is resumed, when I asked him who he was he said he did not take orders from me, and then began this 17 minute story on how he was reprogrammed to protect Jaaaan Cona”.
6. Scene goess to T5 the scene where John Connor is shagging a hot bird (definetly not his wife). The thing is she turns out to be a Termanatrix, she gets pregnant, and gives birth to a half human-half Terminator, OOPPPPPPS!!! The baby is brainwashed by its mother to kill John Connor, so this time Arnie is fighting a 7 year old half-cyborg.