Be Funny

[RedWine]

A comedian can see through phoniness to reality and show it to other people.

Steps:

1. Don't take yourself or your work too seriously.

2. Keep your wits about you. Be quick with your responses, because much of humor is getting the timing right.

3. Know that life is covered by a veneer of phoniness, and see through that veneer. See things for what they are.

4. Accept the facts as they are, but exaggerate or distort those facts to draw attention to them.

5. Make up games to make the day-to-day aspects of your life more entertaining. For example, figure out why the people in the other cars look the way they do when you're stuck in a traffic jam.

6. Bring to life characters and stories that people can relate to and recognize in their own lives. Remember that your life is the subject matter you know best, so use it.

7. Read your audience and time your jokes correctly. Use pauses to allow the audience - your co-workers, your spouse or whomever - to absorb the humor.

8. Have confidence in your observations and stories.

9. Relax and enjoy life.

Tips:

There are many different kinds of comedians, such as Jim Carrey, who is a caricaturist, or Bill Cosby, who is a storyteller. Both of them show us characters we recognize, either from our own lives or universally. Fat Albert, for example, was a real character from Bill Cosby's childhood.

I was flying coast to coast and had a fainting spell on the airplane. Paramedics wheeled me off the plane on a gurney and treated me in the waiting area. It looked worse than it was, but one kid was horrified by the scene at hand. As I rolled by I said, "That's the last time I use that travel agent." The kid didn't laugh, but the paramedics loved it.


Warnings:

Most good jokes fail because of bad timing.

Don't believe your own press.

[khanoomi]

redwin kheili sakhte

[RedWine]

green president, donbaleh in migashti aziz !?

[golgol85]

some people just have more of a tendency to be funny than others. Its not really controlable, i guess its something inside. ;)

[RedWine]

some people just have more of a tendency to be funny than others. Its not really controlable, i guess its something inside. ;)

iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan :D !

[Armageddon]

iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan :D !

Hamamoon ya hamashoon?:D

[green_president2004]

merc rw jan haminest

[Sepideh_UK]

Red WIne dastet dard nakone

[donsaeid]

iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan :D !

yani to irani nisti? che ajab... mozo pichide shod... :D

vala funny hastan ama faghat khodeshon funny bodaneshono dark mikonan... baraye kharejia tanzeshon chandanam mazedar nist

[golgol85]

Hamamoon ya hamashoon?:D
haha, hamamoon :smt038 :D:D

[golgol85]

iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan :D !
jaleb tar injast ke nesfe jomle be farsiye va bad nesfesh be english "funny ppl". aghaye mohtarame irooni, shoma ke inghadr maze mirizi lotfan jomle ra kamel be farsi begoo!;)

[RedWine]

jaleb tar injast ke nesfe jomle be farsiye va bad nesfesh be english "funny ppl". aghaye mohtarame irooni, shoma ke inghadr maze mirizi lotfan jomle ra kamel be farsi begoo!;)

hahaha.you are a funny lady :D !

[golgol85]

hahaha.you are a funny lady :D !
not as funny as you are salt shaker! (translate the last part of the sentence to farsi and it will make more sense than in english) ;)

[RedWine]

In real life,i am not funny man ! my careers,made me akhmou man. hahahaha

[golgol85]

then you are a young man with an old heart? akhmou is not good, you'll need botox in a couple years to get rid of the wrinkles on your forehead and i dont do botox, so ull be out of luck and then you have to risk having a kaj o kole face;)

[RedWine]

then you are a young man with an old heart? akhmou is not good, you'll need botox in a couple years to get rid of the wrinkles on your forehead and i dont do botox, so ull be out of luck and then you have to risk having a kaj o kole face;)

kaj va koleh face ? hahahaha i was kiddin ! i am funny with girls and akhmou with guys. hahaha

[Parinaz_M]

i don't like those people that try really hard to be funny

[golgol85]

kaj va koleh face ? hahahaha i was kiddin ! i am funny with girls and akhmou with guys. hahaha
ey kalak, midooni bayad be ki khoob bashi va ba ki badakhlagh o akhmou! ;) behet gofte basham, botox aaghebat nadare age kasi keh mizaneh karesho dorost balad nabashe kaj o kole mishi! :D

[golgol85]

i don't like those people that try really hard to be funny
like who? manzooret mesle redwine eh? hahah:D

[RedWine]

like who? manzooret mesle redwine eh? hahah:D

hichi digeh !! poshte sareh man ham gheibat :D !?

[golgol85]

hichi digeh !! poshte sareh man ham gheibat :D !?
jolo root gheibat! ;) man ta miyam roye tapesh jim mishi miyay! akhe mage to kar o zendegi nadari pesar joon?:D

[RedWine]

jolo root gheibat! ;) man ta miyam roye tapesh jim mishi miyay! akhe mage to kar o zendegi nadari pesar joon?:D

hala keh injur shod,farda shab nemiaim khunatoun sham bekhorim va to ro man khastegarit konam. hahahaha

[golgol85]

hala keh injur shod,farda shab nemiaim khunatoun sham bekhorim va to ro man khastegarit konam. hahahaha
behet yek bar goftam man be in asooniha ke del nemidam, donbale shohar nemigardam, khastegar ham nemikham! :D taze to onvare donyaye man invare donya, it takes more than a day to fly out (you forgot that small detail)! ;)

[RedWine]

behet yek bar goftam man be in asooniha ke del nemidam, donbale shohar nemigardam, khastegar ham nemikham! :D taze to onvare donyaye man invare donya, it takes more than a day to fly out (you forgot that small detail)! ;)

etefaghan ,mosaferat ba hava peima,hich moshkeli nist ! khodet ham miduni chera :D !

vali nah,man miam ba khaharet aroosi mikonam ta to hasoudi koni. hehehehe

[golgol85]

etefaghan ,mosaferat ba hava peima,hich moshkeli nist ! khodet ham miduni chera :D !

vali nah,man miam ba khaharet aroosi mikonam ta to hasoudi koni. hehehehe
areh midoonam barat hich moshkeli nist, vali khob i thought i would try! ;)

hasoodi, areh? man aslan hasoodi nemikonam, taze barash gerye o azadari ham mikonam ke zane to shode! :D az in harfa gozashte, khaharam kamtar az nesfe seneto dare! ;)

[RedWine]

areh midoonam barat hich moshkeli nist, vali khob i thought i would try! ;)

hasoodi, areh? man aslan hasoodi nemikonam, taze barash gerye o azadari ham mikonam ke zane to shode! :D az in harfa gozashte, khaharam kamtar az nesfe seneto dare! ;)

hehehe.. ageh to enghadar shirini hasti,pas begou un khaharet digeh chieh ! maman babayeh shoma bahas esmeh shomaharo mizashtan,Zoulbia va Bamieh. hehehe

[golgol85]

hehehe.. ageh to enghadar shirini hasti,pas begou un khaharet digeh chieh ! maman babayeh shoma bahas esmeh shomaharo mizashtan,Zoulbia va Bamieh. hehehe
there you go trying to be funny!haha:D I like our names just the way they are, thank you very much!

[Parinaz_M]

looooool, dash sia belakhare mikhay saro samoon begiri???
khob khodaro shokr
gol gol joon yek khahar shohar giri vasat dar biyaram ke haz koni (albate age dash sia nakhad ba khaharet aroosi kone)

[golgol85]

looooool, dash sia belakhare mikhay saro samoon begiri???
khob khodaro shokr
gol gol joon yek khahar shohar giri vasat dar biyaram ke haz koni (albate age dash sia nakhad ba khaharet aroosi kone)
saro samoon, onam ba man?! ;) pfft, fekr kardi be in rahatiha man zane kasi misham parinaz joon? nakheiram! khaharam ham ke goftam, kamtar az nesfe sene siamak o dare vase hamin onam nemishe. :D

[Parinaz_M]

lol, hala ye joor ba ham kenar biyayd

[golgol85]

haha, man aslan balad nistam kenar biyam! ;)

[Parinaz_M]

khob biya ta khodam yadet bedam
1. nazare khodeto aval migi
2. age taraf nazareto ghabool nakard, baz ham pa feshari mikoni ke harf bayad harfe khodet bashe
3. age taraf baz nazareto ghabool nakard, on moghas ke ghat mizani
4. bad migi: goosh kon, man asab masab nadaram, hamin ke man migam
5. bad age taraf goft na baba en harfa chiye, harf harfe mane, bad dige kheyli ghat mizani, bad ye kotake mofasal be taraf mizani......, badesh harf mishe harfe khodet.
jigaram be en migan kenar omadan

[golgol85]

haha, parinaz joon khoob gofti! :D
man az kotak zadane akharesh khosham omad! hala bayad by magas kosh kotak zad, ba dampayee, ba chi bayad kotak zad? taghriban hamijooriye raze kenar nayoomadan, faghat az avalesh bayad kotak bezani;)

[Parinaz_M]

chon man midonestam khoshet miyad, enaro goftam azizam
bebin jigaram, adam az aval khoob nist ke khodesho neshoon bede.
aval ba aroomi bayad ba en pesara sobat koni
bazi az pesara, zood mitarsan va zood taslim mishan
bazi az pesara khoob poroo hastan, va fekr mikonan ke mitonan harife ma dokhtara beshan.
en daste az pesaraye poroo ro bayad adab konim, hala adab kardane en pesarha bastegi be darajeye poroo boodanesh dare
har chi bishtar pa feshari konan, bishtar kotak mikhoran
kotak zadan ham ke........ ba har chi ke toonesti kotak bezan....... to bezan, ba harchi ke mizani eshkali nadare. manzoor kotak zadane

[golgol85]

khoob gofti, akhe vali pesara az aval khodeshoono neshoon midan, chera ma dokhtara nemitoonim az aval khodemoono neshoon bedim? taze man ahle kotak zadan nistam, akhe delam nemiyad! vali dige age kheili poroo bashe bayad hesabi halesho gereft. pas hala ke injoor shod bayad beram ye kafshe kheili pashne boland o nazok begiram vaseye kotak zadan dar mavagheye zaroori. :D

[Parinaz_M]

azize delam delet vase en pesara nasooze
vase kotak zadan ham hich vaght ajale nakon, vaghtesh mirese
motmaen bash ke pashneye kafshet ro bezani ghashang farghe sareshoon.
good luck azizam

[golgol85]

mesle inke kheili tajrobe dari, are parinaz joon?
man ke adameh solh jooyee hastam, vali khob khoobe adam kafshe pashne boland ro dashte bashe age lazem shod aghab namoone;)

[Parinaz_M]

vala kam tajrobe ham nistam madar. belakhare man en mooharo ba range mooye khoob rang mikonam
behar hal adam hamishe khoobe ke amade bashe

[RedWine]

Be Funny pls :lol: