Game/Complete The Story

[Parinaz_M]

bad parinaz mige: dastmal bedam khetmatetoon?

[RedWine]

Vali ye dafeh baroun miad va ...

[Parinaz_M]

dastmalaye parinaz khis va pare pare mishan

[golgol85]

va baad miyad o tikehaye dastmal ro mibareh

[Parinaz_M]

mide be niloo ta vasash bechasboone

[mahsa88]

barooon enghad shadide gucci gerye mikone


Random!

[Parinaz_M]

va nemishe az dastamalaye parinaz estefade kard, chon hame tike tike shodan va niloo hanooz natooneste bechasboonadeshoon

[donsaeid]

ye dafe ye shahab sang mikhore vasate baghe khonashon va az onto....

[Parinaz_M]

miss world 2006 miyad biroon

[donsaeid]

vali siliconesh tarekide va dad mizane doctor... ye doctor komakam kone...

[Parinaz_M]

saeid joon ham ke dare dige kam kam dr. mishe, midave tarafesh ke komakesh kone ye yeho sia az rah mirese

[donsaeid]

ba ye khanjar to dastesh... dad mizane: zoleikhaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Parinaz_M]

bad saeid mige siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ba khanjar naaaaaaa

[donsaeid]

va tofangesho mikeshe biroon va mige...

[Parinaz_M]

saeid boro kenar va garna bad mibini

[donsaeid]

(saeid tofangesho keshid biroon loool)

ama saeid mige bayad az ro nashe arman rad shi va armano ke poshtesh zoleikha ghayem shode bodo mikeshe biroon :D

[Parinaz_M]

arman ham mige man che kare bidam

[mahsa88]

zoleikhaaa poshteeeeeeeee armaaan chi kaaaar mikone :@

ke yehooo az stresss e ziyaaad zoleikhaaa...

[mahsaak]

MIPARE BAGHALE SAEEED

[donsaeid]

va siamak mipare baghale arman va armanam mipare baghale zoleikha va saeid dad mizane:...

[Parinaz_M]

mige: en karetoon alan janbeye bad amoozi dasht
berid kenar berid kenar, en male khodame

[donsaeid]

va migiradesh va savare olaghesh "gisoo" mishe va yortme konan mire be sooye...

[mahsaak]

robabe o dad mizane: robabe robabe , delom barat kababe.robabe...........

[Parinaz_M]

ham saresho az panchere miyare biroon bebine en hame saro seda male chiye ke..........

[golgol85]

mibine che khabareh, narahat mishe o miyad payeen mige shohare man koo pas? vali mibine ey dade bidad...

[Parinaz_M]

miss world 2006 shoharesho baste be ye sandali va dare ba shalagh siyah va kaboodesh mikone

[mahsaak]

jig mizane, gisasho mikane,be sooratesh chang mizane. siamak sar mirese..............

[Parinaz_M]

mige: akhtar khanoom no worries. bad mire va miss world 2006 ro mizare roo koolesh va bodo bodo mire biroon

[mahsaak]

miss world harchi dasto pa mizad siamak bad tar mizad dare basanesh, ke yehoooooooooooo................................

[donsaeid]

az bas khorde bod be basanesh :D loool ke miss world mishashe... :D

[mahsaak]

siamak dad mizane mige : isha bi adab.................

[Parinaz_M]

miss world ham mige: khob takhsire khodete, hala yala mano bezar zamin yala yala

[golgol85]

vali miss world az oonjai ke kheili khoshgele hame doosesh daran vase hamin...

[abadani69]

mige mikham zane siamak besha, va siamak gholame man beshe :D.......

[Parinaz_M]

va mehriyam ham bayad kheyli ziyadad bashe

[abadani69]

on vaght siamak mige: eva khahar,saeid ro begir ke vazesh az man behtare va har chi ke bekhay mehret mikone

[Parinaz_M]

bad dokhtare mige: well, turn on my homework (taklife mano roshan konid)

[mahsaak]

ke siamak mikhandeh mige: man kharejaki balad nistam :D

[Parinaz_M]

saeid mige bezar man beram dictionary biyaram tarjome konam

[mahsaak]

ama vakhti saeed barmigarde bere, sekandari mire too divar..................

[golgol85]

vali az oonjayee ke nilofar doctore tebe o pari doctore ravanshenasi, khodemoon dota saeid ro shafaa midim vali baziha hasoodishoon mishe va....

[Parinaz_M]

hamash poshte sareshoon harf mizanan va bado bira migan

[golgol85]

na manzooram in bood ke yeki be saied hasoodish mishe ke do doctor behesh komak mikonan ke halesh khoob she

[Parinaz_M]

bad miyan hey khodeshoono mizanan be divar ke niloo va pari beran komakeshoon konan

[golgol85]

vali niloo o pari kheili mariz daran o nemitoonan be hame residegi konan, be jooz onai ke vaghte ghabli az monshi gereftan

[Parinaz_M]

so for an appointment plz call 1-800-you-wish

[golgol85]

and one of our secretaries will try to fit you in within the next year:)

[Parinaz_M]

or maybe later, plz stand by

[golgol85]

if this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911

[Parinaz_M]

if they don't pick up, please leave your name, number, and a short message after the tone, and they will return your call ASAP

[mahsaak]

saeed bikhial mishe zang mizane be 118 iran darkhast mikone ke shomare 110 o behesh bedan :D

[Atef_Dubai]

kholase badesh shomare vardasht dige ......

[mahsaak]

raftesh ye ghahve baraye khodesh dorost kard..............

[Atef_Dubai]

neshast ghahvaro noshid dige........

[mahsaak]

khabesh bord, yadesh raft ke.................

[Atef_Dubai]

ke zang bezane badesh zang zado raft........

[mahsaak]

be doostesh ye dsari zad, ke saresh shikast bad............

[Atef_Dubai]

bazam bargash khone ye esterahaty kard va pa shodo raft......

[mahsaak]

(cheghade bande khoda biroon ravi dasht???)
arman zang zad behesh...............

[Atef_Dubai]

ziad :D
goft pasho ke diir shod eberim dokhtar bazi pashodo raft...

[mahsaak]

ama ahlesh vasate rah bad shod , nazanin....................

[Atef_Dubai]

nazanin taxi gereft bordesh bimarestan va.......

[mahsaak]

ye boosehs kard ke miss world khodesh sar resid..................

[Parinaz_M]

va goft what is going here??????????

[Atef_Dubai]

bad ye keshide zad to sorate ...

[Parinaz_M]

saeid, va saeid az takht part shod payin

[Atef_Dubai]

neshast be gerye kardan va...

[Parinaz_M]

goft ay sia, khoda vagooam che karet vakone ke en dokhtararo andakhti be joone ma

[Atef_Dubai]

kholase mishinan darbarash sohbat mikonan va....

[Parinaz_M]

be natije miresan ke miss world 2006 ro bendazan too ye gooni va partesh konan too roodkhoone

[Atef_Dubai]

bad mibinim miss 2006 ba cop,s miad dare khone ina ham .....

[Parinaz_M]

zood miran ghayem mishan

[Atef_Dubai]

lol bad cop sare armano mibine dige ....

[Parinaz_M]

bad migan zood biyayn biroon va taslim beshid

[golgol85]

vali mage ina harf halishoon mishe, nemiyan ke nemiyan...

[Parinaz_M]

polica ham herseshoon dar miyad va shoro mikonan be shelik kardan

[golgol85]

ke siamak mige shelik nakonin, ma bigonahim man be shoma esbat mikonam...

[Parinaz_M]

bad gooshe arman va saeid ro migire mikeshe va miyaradeshoon biroon

[golgol85]

khodesh migeh man dota mojrem ro dastgir kardam, mozdeghoonim koosh?

[abadani69]

mozdegoonit shab biya begir :D

[golgol85]

man migam be man nagoo, be siamak begoo. naghd bashe o eskenasaye sadi lotfan

[abadani69]

khob be siamak begoo shab biyad ta behesh mozdegooni bedam :D

[golgol85]

khodet behesh begoo, man in vasat hichkaram, faghat ghesegoo.

[abadani69]

shoma inja hamekareye siamak hastid,pas lotfan khodetoon zahmatesho bekeshid

[golgol85]

arman omad ghese ro kharab kone ke nilofareh ghesegoo goftesh arman ro bebarid ta sholoogh nakarde...

[abadani69]

Arman age nabashe ke ghese haal nemide, bedoone arman bayad ghese ro tatil kard

[donsaeid]

va az asemon ye shahab sang oftad ro sare arman :D

[Parinaz_M]

va arman talapi oftad zamin

[donsaeid]

damaghesh khoon omad va zanosh pich khord :D

[Parinaz_M]

va az tarsesh shoro kard be gerye kardan

[donsaeid]

vali mahsa omad ye boosesh dad va arman aroom shod :D

[Parinaz_M]

bad mahsa goft arman pool mide mikham beram tala bekharam

[donsaeid]

armanam harchi dasht tahvil dad :D

[mahsa88]

.......

[Parinaz_M]

bad mahsa ke dasht miraft kharid dozd hame poolasho dozdid

[donsaeid]

va dadeshon be saeid :D

[Parinaz_M]

chon saeid oon dozdaro estekhdam karde bood ke poolaye hamaro bedozde

[donsaeid]

va onvaght saeid mishe mesle Bill gate ama faghat point dare... ye $ ham nadare :(

[mahsa88]

......

[Parinaz_M]

ke akhar dafe mitereke

[donsaeid]

va mire pishe khoda

[Parinaz_M]

khoda behesh mige saeid to kheyli adame birahmi bodi

[mahsa88]

..........

[Parinaz_M]

va chera paymetato be parinaz nadadi

[donsaeid]

badesh mige be saeid ke saeid kare khobi kardi va hamishe pishe man bemon... vali on pain siamak dobare omade donbale zoleikha

[Parinaz_M]

saeid ham dobare gheyrati mishe

[abadani69]

va ye dafei saeid shortesho mikeshe paein mige Arman ampool ro bezan va khodeto rahat kon :D

[Parinaz_M]

bad KKZ miyad va arman va saeid ro be jorme bihaya boodan dast gir mikone

[mahsaak]

zoleikha ghash ghash mikhande, akhe dame unjaye saeed zigil bood ....................

[golgol85]

vali saeid laanat mikoneh be arman o be zoleikhka jofteshoon mishan kadoo tanbal onvaght saeideh ke mishine mikhande...

[abadani69]

yeho farda mesvak geroon mishe az bas ke saeid her her mikhande

[golgol85]

vali arman chon kadoo shodeh be mesvak ehtiyaji nadareh o az in babat kheili khoshhaleh...

[mahsaak]

miss world mast vared mishe va mige: ashegham man asheghi bi ghararam

[donsaeid]

bad ye kado az onvar mikhore vasate malajesh :D

[Parinaz_M]

va miss world miofte roo kadooha va kadooha miterekan

[donsaeid]

mipashe heykale ali va 4 ta zanesho kasif mikone :lol:

[Parinaz_M]

bad mishine be gerye kardan

[Nutcase]

ye hoy geryehash mesle niagara falls tamami nadare

[Parinaz_M]

kholase zanaye aghdi va sighash mirizan doro baresh

[boliboli]

bad ba sikhe kababo dampayi miyoftan be joonesh

[donsaeid]

dad mizanan ke: ma toro nemikhaim boliboli ro mikhaim ke aslan to karesh dorgh nist :D baramonam hamash kado mikhare :D

[mahsaak]

ke ye jabe golabi mindaze jolosh mige: bia...............

[Parinaz_M]

beshin hameye enaro poosht bekan bad kompooteshon kon

[mahsaak]

saeedam mizane zire gerye mige: man dastam be golabi hasase

[Parinaz_M]

dastam kharesh miofte

[boliboli]

bad mire dastesho ba arre ghat mikone.....

[jjbb]

va azash hey khon miyad...

[Parinaz_M]

va chon az khoon mitarsid, ghash kard

[jjbb]

va majbor shodan bebaranesh bimarestan.....

[mahsaak]

ama vaghti miresan bimarestan, mibinan ke hameye doctorha raftan nahar bokhoran...................

[purrsian_cat]

4 sa'at o 45 daghighe neshastan montazere doctor ha

[Nutcase]

ta yek nurse in bande khoda ro seda kard

[abadani69]

nutcase omad vo goft redwine joon kojai?delam vasat tangide :D

[Nutcase]

LOL arman don't ruin the story, where the hell do sia and me fit into all this?? maskhare lol

[abadani69]

on vaght nutcase miyad mige arman, dastan ro be mashkhare bazi nakeshoon ke yeho....

[Nutcase]

ke yehoo doktore miad o yek ampool be arman mide ke aroom beshine sar jash :)

[abadani69]

akhhhh,nutcase ampool yavash bezan be koonam :D

[Nutcase]

bitarbiat! doktore yek mard hast be name armageddon, va yek ampoole dige be arman mizane ta bihoosh beshe.

[abadani69]

Armadegon doctore dokhtarast :D be man nazdik beshe ampool mizanam be koonesh choon man buttologist hastam :D

[Parinaz_M]

bad arman ghash mikone

[Nutcase]

badan dr armageddon zood miad ke ba CPR bidaresh kone

[abadani69]

nutcase engar az armageddon khoshesh miyad, gooya behesh pishnahadati dade armageddon :D

[jjbb]

va arm... hanooz bayad entezar bekeshe ta javab begireh

[abadani69]

daghighan mesle jjbb ke montazere javabe Ali e ke key mikhad bere khastegarish :D....

[jjbb]

va ma ham tasmim darim ke amadeh beshim

[abadani69]

khob mobarak baashe, in armageddon be chand nafar az injoor pishnahadat dade,khoob shod man zire baare pishnahadesh naraftam :D

[jjbb]

"mage oon be tu ham pishnahd dadeh" said jjbb

[abadani69]

"are baba, be bande ham az injoor pishnahadat dade bood, vali bande zire baar naraftam ke naraftam" said Abadani69

[jjbb]

"khob mage be sarfe nabod ke narafti?" said jjbb. shirini ro ma tahiye mikonim

[abadani69]

"na be sarfe nabid, choon az injoor pishnahadat be kheily ha dade" saeid abadani69

[jjbb]

pas fekr mikoneh ke kheili zerange.

[abadani69]

are joone amash,mochesh baz dare mishe kam kam

[Nutcase]

arman ba in loosbazish va pedarsookhtegish belakhare khejalat mikeshe va be hame ozr khahi mikone.

[jjbb]

shayad vali ziyad omid var nabash

[abadani69]

shoma hanooz nemidoonid arman ajab voroojaki e :D

[Parinaz_M]

bad Parinaz miyad mige: enghad harfaye mobtazal nazanid

[jjbb]

ma ham goftim ke delemon mikhad mage hasodi

[abadani69]

ha on vaght Arman asabani mishe va be jjbb mige,: "ba ye khanome mohataram dorost sohbat kon, fekr kardy hame mesle khodet hasoodan"

[jjbb]

jjbb ham mige aziyatesh nakon gonah dareh....

[Parinaz_M]

bad reza miyad hamaro mirize biroon va dararo mibande

[jjbb]

mige che ghad shoma harf mizanid makhsosan in abadani va pari

[abadani69]

na bar ax mige: "verajtar az jjbb kase digei too omram ta hala nadidam"

[jjbb]

badesh mige ke jjbb bache khobiye vali hamash vaghti miyad ke kasi inja nist va postasho mizaneh mireh.

[abadani69]

daghighan hamintore,miyad postaye bikhod az khodesh dar mikone ke hich mani nadare ....

[jjbb]

badesh mige vay che be roz inja shoma dar ovodid har kodometon 10000 ta post zadid pas kei baghiye vaght mikonan ke onharo bekhonan.

[Parinaz_M]

bad hamaro ban mikone ke ham khodesh rahat beshe ham membera

[jjbb]

badesh hameh miran ye site dige......

[Timsar]

va badesh reza yeh majboor misheh yeh renovate digeh bekoneh,

[Parinaz_M]

vali en dafe faghat memberaye bahal ro ghabool mikone

[Timsar]

na mesleh Parinaz_M va baghiyeh keh ba paacheh khaari be inja residan.lol

[jjbb]

dobareh az oon java dadi va ban mishi....

[Parinaz_M]

bad Reza Timsar ro mibande be sandali

(timsar kheyli namardi, baba ma ke memberaye ghadimi hastim, dige be pache khari ehtiaj nadarim)

[Timsar]

pari to keh paacheh hichi khode shalvaram mikhori

[Parinaz_M]

bad reza koli timsaro ba shalagh mizane, chon pesare kheyli badi shode

[golgol85]

vali nilofar pa dar miyooni mikone chon doost nadareh kasi tanbih beshe chon delesh misoozeh.

[Timsar]

badesh timsar be nilo migeh, toro sanan, va be pari migeh khodet bezan chera reza bezaneh

[golgol85]

bad nilofar migeh, to ke na sareh piyazi na tahe piyaz timsar, khodet hala bayad tanbih beshi.

[mahsaak]

bad yeho hovakhshatre miad be komake timsar dad mizane: yatimcheeeeeeeeeeeee................

[Parinaz_M]

reza ham mige, bashe en dafaro mibakhshamesh, vali behesh bego dafe dige be en rahati velesh nemikonam, midamesh daste parinaz ke bokoshadesh

[golgol85]

vali hame midoonan ke pari daste koshtan nadareh

[Parinaz_M]

vali age kheyli asabani beshe momkene ke khatarnak beshe

[Nutcase]

va in khatarnaki tabdil mishe be pms

[Parinaz_M]

bad dr. nooshin miyad be komakesh

[golgol85]

nilofar ham be jameh dokhtaraye shoja mipeyvandeh:D

[Parinaz_M]

va miran be jange pesaraye bade tapesh, albate be hamrahe KKZ

[Timsar]

badesham Timsar ba komak e Kkk, miyad hamaro deroo mikoneh,

[Parinaz_M]

KKZ ham movaghemat mikone va pedare hamashono dar miyare ke dige be khanoomaye mohtaram bi ehterami nakonan

[Timsar]

badesh parinaz dar halikeh dastesh to binish hast migeh:

[Parinaz_M]

Timsar bad mibini, havaye khodeto dashte bash

[Nutcase]

belakhare dastan avaz mishe be inglisi cause its getting too damn repetitive!

[DariushM]

and this is the second time she has used this word:)...

[mahsaak]

baraye hamin kkz dad
mizane"AY KHANOOM KOJA KOJA??"

[Parinaz_M]

Dariush ham vaghti mibine ke dar moghabele KKZ nemitoone davam miyare, 4 ta paye dige ham gharz mikone va zood dar mire

[donsaeid]

to sorakhe mosh va onja baghieye teame perspoliso peyda mikone :D

[Parinaz_M]

va mige: baba zood bashin dar berin ta aberetoon bishtar az en narikhte

[donsaeid]

ama ona nemiran chon ham aberoshon rikhte va ham pool nadaran :D

[Parinaz_M]

kholase majboor mishan ke beran gedayi bokonan

[jjbb]

ta shekame bache hashon ro por konan...

[Parinaz_M]

va ye toop bekharan, ghermezesh konan, bad bedanesh be mr. parvin

[golgol85]

vali shanse badeshoon hamaye toopforooshiha bastan o dige kasi toop nemiforooshe

[DokhtarIrooni]

mishinan fekr mikonan, az koja yek toop gir biyaran (?)

[golgol85]

baad tasmim migiran beran moozeye tarikhiye toop, vali nemidoonan kojaye donya bayad beran

[DokhtarIrooni]

yek pishnahat migirian... miran yek moozeye tarikhiye toop dar Yoonan ke toope toope!!

[golgol85]

vali pool bayad jam konan vaseye bilite havapeymaa ke mayoos mishan

[mahsaak]

akhe kafsheshoon surakh bood......................

[Nutcase]

va shoru kardan yakh kardan chonke hamashoon bimaze boodan

[Parinaz_M]

bad majboor mishan ke angoshtaye pashoono ghat konan

[abadani69]

on vaght ke bood ke samad agha ba angosht e dast zad be chesheshoon

[mahsa88]

hamooon moghhe bagher zade az rah mirese ba "korovatash" mige: "Dar shahr be ma pishnahadati...."
....

[abadani69]

va goft " dar shahr be man pishnahad shod ke ba dokhtarane shahri mozavejeh konam, vali bande zire baar naraftam ke naraftam"....

[Parinaz_M]

va goftam boro kenar varcholombide

[jjbb]

ke miyam kheili bodset mikonammmmmmmmmmmmm

[Parinaz_M]

va ba lenge kafsh mioftam be joonet

[abadani69]

ha bioft be joone in jjbb ke kheily poru shode :D

[jjbb]

na baba man gonah daram
biya behet komamk konam do taei in bachero hesabi bebosimesh ke khejalat bekesheeeeeeeeeeeee

[Nutcase]

badan in bache sorkh shod az baz ke ba matik mache boosash kardan

[jjbb]

badesh hey ba dastesh soratesho pak kard va hameh soretesho ghermez ghermez kard

[Parinaz_M]

bad hame fekr kardan ke perspolisiye

[jjbb]

va teamesh hay bakhat va darushM hey aziyatesh mikard.....

[Parinaz_M]

bad Dariush miyad mige: "man kheyli gonah daram"

[jjbb]

va kotakam nazanid.

[Parinaz_M]

ye dafe dar baz mishe va roohe Anna N. Smith miyad too

[jjbb]

va mige didid belakhreh mano ham koshtan....

[asal67]

badesh roohe gooresho gom mikone mire be pari mige kerm dashti mano bidar kardi? man dige gooram o gom kardam nemidoonam koja bayad beram kape margamo begiram loooooooooooool :lol:

[Parinaz_M]

pari ham mige man che kare bidam, boro ye jaro peyda kon dige

[jjbb]

bedash biya bego che jori anjamesh dadai

[abadani69]

ay in jjbb foozoolaaaaa

[jjbb]

bara inke in abadani kalak mizaneh...

[Parinaz_M]

taze chakhan ham ziyad mikone

[persian_king]

vali abadaniha bahalan hame mage na?

[ravani-ravani]

yeki un jalebe yeki foozool budane asal

[Parinaz_M]

va yeki soosk shodane ravani

[asal67]

akhhhhhhh ghorboone pariiiii alhagh jigale mani lol wooot wooot iman khafekhoon begir ta ba dampai naoftadam donbalet muhahhaha :D

[Parinaz_M]

asal joon aval ba pif paf ye alame spray behesh bezan, vaght mast kard va saresh iri viri raft va be daro divar khord, oon moghe ba danpayi bioft donbalesh

[asal67]

looooooooooooooooool pariiiii :lol: eyvalzjfghfhfghfz loooooool khoob oomadi hatman!!!!!! thanks for da tip :mrgreen: :lol:

[Parinaz_M]

khahesh mikonam, anytime

badesh asal iman soosko bar midare va ba ghatre chekoon too cheshmash roghan mirize

[asal67]

looooooooooooooooooooool =)) :lol: akhh akhh iman een harfato bebine aval toro mikoshe bad mano :rolleyes:

[Parinaz_M]

badesh asal en sooske siayaho bar midare va kafe pahasho ghelghelak mide ta sooske az khande ghash mikone

[asal67]

loooooooooooooooooooool naaaaaaziiiiiiii how cute ewwwww ama man soosk mitarsam dast ham OMRAN nmeizanam behesh che berese ghel ghelakesh bedam :lol:

[abadani69]

on vaghte ke asal sooske ro boland mikone vo migire too baghalesh vo muchesh mikone :lol:

[asal67]

ey kooooooooft looooooooool OMRAN soosk? no way albate age sooske Iman bashe sure why not :lol: LOL

[abadani69]

On vaghte aghat sooske labaye asal ro mikhore :D

[RedWine]

Vali enghadar talkh budeh keh eshal mikoneh va ...

[abadani69]

va Redwine miyad be jaash agha sooske ro much mikone ...

[DokhtarIrooni]

va sooske kheili khoshesh umad....

[Atef_Dubai]

va manam az safar bargashtam :D mikham ...

[DokhtarIrooni]

sooskaro mach konam (afshin:D)

[Atef_Dubai]

afshin kodom khaaria .. :)) :D