View Full Version : Irooni-O-Meter
RedWine
07-05-2006, 12:05 PM
Let's test just how Irooni you really are!
Pls go too :http://www.jokestan.com/quizes/iroonimeter.htm .
donsaeid
07-05-2006, 12:07 PM
khodet cheghadr shodi? hatman zad yek rast italiai? :D loool
RedWine
07-05-2006, 12:08 PM
maleh man kam shod Saeid,khodet miduni chera !
in, soalatesh bishtar maleh irunihaei hast (90%) keh ba irunihayeh digeh mostaghiman dar ertebatan ! man injuri nistam !
purrsian_cat
07-05-2006, 01:05 PM
what score is the 'most iranian'
and what score is the 'least iranian' ???
RedWine
07-05-2006, 01:06 PM
20 + iranian
15 - You are not iranian
purrsian_cat
07-05-2006, 01:08 PM
i Got 27.....
RedWine
07-05-2006, 01:10 PM
i Got 27.....
Then shoma 100% are iranian :D .
purrsian_cat
07-05-2006, 01:13 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Michellica
07-05-2006, 01:28 PM
20
11-20: You were either born in the West or you've lost a lot of your original identity. You make a go of speaking Persian as much as you can but you end up slipping and speaking English. Your parents probably speak English to you and when they speak Persian its when they get worried that you're loosing your identity. You may have visited Iran once but never really liked it. You know a bit about your culture and you definitely make it aware to foreigners where you originate from.
Armageddon
07-05-2006, 02:37 PM
:lol: "When you drink Coke do you wish it was in a glass bottle with the word "Canada Dry" written over it?"
well, for me it's quite the opposite :D Whenever i drink canada dry i wish it was a can of coke! :D lool ...
Nutcase
07-05-2006, 03:19 PM
i got a 7 but read what it wrote as my result which is so not true:
1-10: Xa'a'k too sarit! What the hell are you thinking? That you're loosing your Irooniness? You've changed your name from Babak to Bobby or Sharareh or Sherry. You might have one Iranian friend so you can practice saying 'Salam' to and then you argue what the capital of Iran is. Your parents either make no attempt to retain their culture or you're just a 'Qarb zadeh'. You give your grandparents a heart attack when you give a pathetic attempt to speak Eye-ranian (oh shit sorry dude, its Persian) on the phone. You try and change the issue whenever someone asks where you're from. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE KABOB??? You probably don't even look Iranian anyway, that's if you haven't already dyed your hair blond. You can't dance Qeri and when you do you look as if you're an electrocuted hamster. You've never been to Iran and your poor dad has to point it out on the map whenever he talks about it. Even when you did you moaned that your knees hurt whenever you used the toilet.
first of all i love kabab, and i have never dyed my hair, the above answer result is bogus and so is the idiot that came up with the questionaire, lol
Armageddon
07-05-2006, 03:24 PM
i got a 7 but read what it wrote as my result which is so not true:
1-10: Xa'a'k too sarit! What the hell are you thinking? That you're loosing your Irooniness? You've changed your name from Babak to Bobby or Sharareh or Sherry. You might have one Iranian friend so you can practice saying 'Salam' to and then you argue what the capital of Iran is. Your parents either make no attempt to retain their culture or you're just a 'Qarb zadeh'. You give your grandparents a heart attack when you give a pathetic attempt to speak Eye-ranian (oh shit sorry dude, its Persian) on the phone. You try and change the issue whenever someone asks where you're from. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE KABOB??? You probably don't even look Iranian anyway, that's if you haven't already dyed your hair blond. You can't dance Qeri and when you do you look as if you're an electrocuted hamster. You've never been to Iran and your poor dad has to point it out on the map whenever he talks about it. Even when you did you moaned that your knees hurt whenever you used the toilet.
first of all i love kabab, and i have never dyed my hair, the above answer result is bogus and so is the idiot that came up with the questionaire, lol
Wow... didn't know this test works so well! :D it's sooo truee about nutcase! you always talk either in english or french! that shows how true the test iss!!! :D i'm glad that i got a high mark!:D
Nutcase
07-05-2006, 03:34 PM
i am proud of being uniranian, predictability is boring, being different is unique ;)
Armageddon
07-05-2006, 04:18 PM
i am proud of being uniranian, predictability is boring, being different is unique ;)
I find uniqueness in being iranian, and being iranian has nothing to do with being predictable or boring ;) good luck with being "uniranian" and be proud of whatever you are (if you have anything to be proud of, beyond race!) :D
RedWine
07-05-2006, 04:44 PM
i am proud of being uniranian, predictability is boring, being different is unique ;)
This is a just inocent test for havin' fun, nothing else ;) .
jsmith
07-05-2006, 05:00 PM
man 21 gereftam...:)
golgol85
07-05-2006, 05:41 PM
hmm, i got a 20. I thought i would score higher, but then again there are certain things about me that arent really persian. my farsi is very good eventhough i wasnt born in iran and i dont use english words, I love visiting iran, and my parents are not worried about me losing my persian identity.:D funny questions though, i had trouble answering some of them.;)
jsmith
07-05-2006, 05:43 PM
eyval gol mangoooooli....:)
horiyeh
07-05-2006, 06:59 PM
i got 21, khaly khoob bood merci, sia joon
nanakhafan
07-05-2006, 07:31 PM
26
21-30: You've probably been living in the West for most of your life. You speak Persian with a slight accent but you're in touch with your culture. You think that there are attitudes in the West where you think are more suitable than your own and you try and mix yourself a bit. You're conscious that your not fully Iranian nor fully 'Xa'reji'. You sometimes wonder where you really belong in the world. You may have been to Iran a few times and enjoyed it but since you've lived in the West for so long you can never really go back.
rfhr918
07-06-2006, 05:40 AM
eeeeeeee pas chera injori shod fekr kardam alan baraye mano minivese 100% irani asilolasl vali man 16 gereftam.........ah ah ah aslan khosham navayoomad bayad yebar dige beram test bedam...looool
golgol85
07-06-2006, 01:14 PM
be del nagir roya joon, shoma irooniye irooni hasti bar hasbe estandardhaye man azizam:D bejayeh 100% ham 200% irooni hasti;)
jsmith
07-06-2006, 01:14 PM
ey val....mozoo ine ke ghalbet chi bashe...be grade nist...:)
golgol85
07-06-2006, 01:17 PM
man ke fekr konam bazi az soala sakht bood javabe dorost dadan beheshoon, chon hame chi siah o sefid nist.
jsmith
07-06-2006, 01:20 PM
are ya invar ya oonvar nist...injoor nazar khahi ghalat ast...
golgol85
07-06-2006, 01:22 PM
mhm, be har hal faghar vasaye tafrih o khande bood in azmoon, vase hamin be del nagire kasi;)
RedWine
07-07-2006, 04:39 AM
golgoli ,chand behet dad ;) ?
RedWine
10-11-2006, 01:18 PM
any new results ? :lol:
golgol85
10-11-2006, 02:22 PM
I forgot what my old score was so i took it again right now and got a 31 :D
shazz
10-11-2006, 02:32 PM
Site Ahmagh Be Man Mige Tu Omret Ye Dafe Rafti iRan Va Kheiliam Khoshet NemiaD AzaSh..Heyf Ke JokaSh Ba MazaS:D
DokhtarIrooni
10-12-2006, 08:57 AM
agha man har soaliro mikhoondam khandam migereft... kheili bahal bood.
33 score gereftam
31-40: You are definitely Irooni and you're proud of it. Even though you live in the West you keep in touch with your culture as much as you can. You have many Iranian friends and prefer being with them over your others. You go to Iran during the summer or Nowrooz and you know where your heart really lies. You listen to Iranian music regularly and have attended most of the concerts! You are part of the Iranian community in the city you seem to know what's going on with every other Iranian. You probably speak Persian with a good accent and know how to read to write it to some degree and know quite a number of Turki and Rashti jokes you read on Jokestan.com!
RedWine
10-23-2006, 11:25 AM
agha man har soaliro mikhoondam khandam migereft... kheili bahal bood.
33 score gereftam
31-40: You are definitely Irooni and you're proud of it. Even though you live in the West you keep in touch with your culture as much as you can. You have many Iranian friends and prefer being with them over your others. You go to Iran during the summer or Nowrooz and you know where your heart really lies. You listen to Iranian music regularly and have attended most of the concerts! You are part of the Iranian community in the city you seem to know what's going on with every other Iranian. You probably speak Persian with a good accent and know how to read to write it to some degree and know quite a number of Turki and Rashti jokes you read on Jokestan.com!
LooL.. yes.. this is a funny quiz :D .
RedWine
08-12-2007, 11:18 AM
No More... ? :lol:
reza-george
09-27-2007, 09:11 PM
I got a 3...
1-10: Xa'a'k too sarit! What the hell are you thinking? That you're loosing your Irooniness? You've changed your name from Babak to Bobby or Sharareh or Sherry. You might have one Iranian friend so you can practice saying 'Salam' to and then you argue what the capital of Iran is. Your parents either make no attempt to retain their culture or you're just a 'Qarb zadeh'. You give your grandparents a heart attack when you give a pathetic attempt to speak Eye-ranian (oh shit sorry dude, its Persian) on the phone. You try and change the issue whenever someone asks where you're from. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE KABOB??? You probably don't even look Iranian anyway, that's if you haven't already dyed your hair blond. You can't dance Qeri and when you do you look as if you're an electrocuted hamster. You've never been to Iran and your poor dad has to point it out on the map whenever he talks about it. Even when you did you moaned that your knees hurt whenever you used the toilet.
maryam9
09-28-2007, 02:57 AM
i got 22
21-30: You've probably been living in the West for most of your life. You speak Persian with a slight accent but you're in touch with your culture. You think that there are attitudes in the West where you think are more suitable than your own and you try and mix yourself a bit. You're conscious that your not fully Iranian nor fully 'Xa'reji'. You sometimes wonder where you really belong in the world. You may have been to Iran a few times and enjoyed it but since you've lived in the West for so long you can never really go back.
RedWine
01-10-2008, 02:56 AM
loool... good results..eh :lol:
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