Feds Arrest Iranian for Attempt to Export Weapons to Iran

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[Rasputin]

Like the first rat leaving the sinking ship, Donald Rumsfeld, the Robert McNamara of his time, resigned in total and utter shame today. He even looks like McNamara these days.

I say shame, because I refuse to let him leave with even one scrap of the honor we are being sold by President Bush. And before he gest one, let me be the first to curse the medal he is about to receive for his "service".

Of course, at the very moment when it is precisely too late to admit you were wrong, too late to admit you were warned by everyoen that you were wrong, the natural cowards way out of all this, is to quit and simply and try to quietly slink away from the very problems he hath wrought!

Talk about cutting and running!

Please let the newly invigorated Democrats grow their much needed spines, and for once follow through on the nationally embarassing but necessarily painful and long-running inquiry into the slimy details of the Iraq war disaster left in Rumsfelds wake.

And when it is finally done, let there be swift justice. Just once let's send these bastards to jail for the incompetence that has possibly uncorked an irretrievable world-wind of chaos and long lasting inter-cultural schism. At a minimum it will get the attention of those with similar "divine inspirations".

But of course the answer is now Gates. For as we all know, running a hick-filled University of Texas A&M, and being the family friend of the Georges, makes you completely qualified to fill those ever-squeaking shoes.

But today is a good day.

[zubin]

agar kheyli sadeh nabasham fekr meekonam amreka yeh zareh beedartar shode va emkaneh donyayeh behtar hast. benazaram faghat israel mundeh keh yeh zareh beedar besheh. yeh atash baso solh unja besheh oon vaght be een environmento faghro badbakhtio human rights shayad reseedeem. engar badbakhtaneh system een shekliyeh agar khab nabasham.

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