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1.Be torke goftan ba Heydar jomle besaz goft: heydar zadam, hey dar zadam...
2.Be torke goftan ba Mina va Tina jomle besaz, goft: man mikham beram khoneye ammaMina, to nemikhay beri khoneye ammaTina?
3.e torke migan ba Mashin ye jomle besaz. mige (ba lahje):Shoma dost darin hamsayeye ma shin?
4.Yek Torke mire Doktor va mige "Agha Doktor dirooz dashtam hamvatan savari(khar) mikardam va khordam zamin, az on moghe harjaye badanam ra dast mizanam dard mikone."
Doktor mige " Angooshtetoon shekaste"
5.Yek roz ye torke va yek Irani miran dozdi. Toye khone bodan ke yekdafe polisha miyan vay eki az anha mige: -Ist korekhar!!! Bad torke mige: -Man ra shenakhtan, to darro
6.Namzad-e torke behesh mige: "azizam "tea" mikhori yA "coffee" ?" torke mige: "tea ya kAfee"
7.Be Torkeh migan ba kalameye "SEDAGHAT" jomleh besazeh..... Ba lahjeyeh Torki migeh:......Ba namzadam tilfony sohbat michardam..... Yekdafaa "Sedaaa--Ghat" shod.
8.Be ye torke migan az Hamid va Farid yek jomleh besaz. torke "ba lahje" migeh: Shoma donaFarid vali baHamid.
9.Torke ba mashin tasadof mikone.Afsare miad az torke soal mikone:chi shod? torke mige:valla nemidonam.man khab bodam.
10.Ye torke mire masihi beshe. Keshishe cheragharo khamosh mikone va shoro mikone be doa khondan va abe moghaddaso mirize saresh. Bad ke karesh tamom mishe be torke mige: shoma dige az alan masihi hastid va cheragharo roshan mikone. Torke ta cheragha roshan mishe mige: allahomasalleala mohammad va ale mohammad.
2.Be torke goftan ba Mina va Tina jomle besaz, goft: man mikham beram khoneye ammaMina, to nemikhay beri khoneye ammaTina?
3.e torke migan ba Mashin ye jomle besaz. mige (ba lahje):Shoma dost darin hamsayeye ma shin?
4.Yek Torke mire Doktor va mige "Agha Doktor dirooz dashtam hamvatan savari(khar) mikardam va khordam zamin, az on moghe harjaye badanam ra dast mizanam dard mikone."
Doktor mige " Angooshtetoon shekaste"
5.Yek roz ye torke va yek Irani miran dozdi. Toye khone bodan ke yekdafe polisha miyan vay eki az anha mige: -Ist korekhar!!! Bad torke mige: -Man ra shenakhtan, to darro
6.Namzad-e torke behesh mige: "azizam "tea" mikhori yA "coffee" ?" torke mige: "tea ya kAfee"
7.Be Torkeh migan ba kalameye "SEDAGHAT" jomleh besazeh..... Ba lahjeyeh Torki migeh:......Ba namzadam tilfony sohbat michardam..... Yekdafaa "Sedaaa--Ghat" shod.
8.Be ye torke migan az Hamid va Farid yek jomleh besaz. torke "ba lahje" migeh: Shoma donaFarid vali baHamid.
9.Torke ba mashin tasadof mikone.Afsare miad az torke soal mikone:chi shod? torke mige:valla nemidonam.man khab bodam.
10.Ye torke mire masihi beshe. Keshishe cheragharo khamosh mikone va shoro mikone be doa khondan va abe moghaddaso mirize saresh. Bad ke karesh tamom mishe be torke mige: shoma dige az alan masihi hastid va cheragharo roshan mikone. Torke ta cheragha roshan mishe mige: allahomasalleala mohammad va ale mohammad.