Kaash Manoon Khoorooj Shodeh Boodam!

Yes, and I'm not crazy, no, in fact I am. I'm going crazy in this ghorbateh bedoonah vatan:

IRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAN

Vay, vay. vay, deegeh chekar konam?

Man, I hate this Landaneh...