xxx- Qazvini Marriage

[ghorbati]

Qazvini marries a very ugly woman.
His friends say: " In Bi Rikht Chieh Gerefti?"
He replies: "Dashesho nadidid, tikke-eye."

[ghorbati]

one day Hassanak's father was giving him a piece of advice:
"Son, do not ever think of masturbating... it gradually makes you blind."
Hassanak says to his father: " Dad where are you looking, I am here!"

[ghorbati]

yaaro mire kafbin gozashte va aayandasho bege.
taa kaf bin dastesho mibine mige, shortesho paaein bekeshe va aalateto neshoon bede... ta-ajjob mikone vali khob inkaaro mikone.
kaf bin negaahi mikone va har chi mige dorost az aab dar miaad.
miporse jarayaan chieh, mige baabaa joon...

[maloosak]

1. ye rooz X mindazan too sandogh sadaghat, hey az khodesh vaam mide biroon!!!

2. ye rooz ye sooske X mizane, mire pishe ye dampayi mige bezan namard, bezan

[ghorbati]

maa ke takhassosemoon joke ghadimieh.. bezar begim... omidvaaram ke
in yeki oonghad ghadimi baashe ke hich kas nashnide baashe...

ye rooz ye torke daashte bachasho mizade va migofte: "padar sookhte,
naghashi mikoni, ghalat mikoni.... "
yeki behesh mige...