TOP 7 Dooroogheh Pesaraa !!!

[Tapesh]

7 ta az tablo tarin doorooghaye pesara ke dige hameye 2khtara dige bayad inaro bedoonan:
1.dooset daram (khob ino ke az to film yad gerefte)

2.dar morede to asan be sex fekr nemikonam (Yevaght fekr nakonina.Aslan )

3.man aslan az sex khoshamnemiad (doostane begam hamchin mavagheE gheyde 2khtar boodano bezanin)

4.to hamooni ke donbalesh boodam (eh.B namoos khodesh dare mige donbale namoose mardom mioftade va inam cherto perti bish nist!!!!)

5.behet dast nemzianam ta vaghti male man nashodi (aaaaaiiiiiiii)

6.man faghat nejabatet cheshmamo gerefte ( aslanam To delesh nemige Che gooshtie)

7.Vaghti ba toam arameshe khaC daram ( annaaaaaaannaaaaSSSss!!!)
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These were written by a GIRL ..... I'm just sharing them with you guys :P vali harki ino neveshteh dooroogheh choon man intori nistam khodam shakhsan :P inaro bayad be dokhtara goft loooool ma pesara kheily paakim

[Anishatish]

lOl Tapesh jan :)

oki hala nobate man shod

7) come on just one kiss I dont want to have sex with you! ( now he is saying that he is gay)

6) bekhoda man mesle pesaraye dige nistam (oh i see. so now he means that he aint got his dingdong in his pants)

5) azizam man farda mikham basketball bebinam ba dadasha (well u can call those for basketballs to. i mean the size of them are the same as basketball, and they also bounce. and yes i'm talking about the cheerleaders brests during the game)

4) i'm sorry honey that i'm late i was in the traffic jam (he means that he was stuck with his other girlfriend)

3) azizam man be on dokhtara nega nemikardam ona hata be tipe man nemikhoran. (and i thought that everything that had brests and a butt was your type)

2) I love you baby ( he wants to end the fight)

1) I will call you tomorrow ( yeah right)

[Tapesh]

anish :P salam
loooool yeah those toooo :)

[Mahsa]

Edited

[Prodigy]

Reza joon hala 7 ta doroghe pesara ro gofti ye 25 ta az 50 ta top tarin dooroghaye dokhtara ro ham begoo :P

[Tapesh]

loooool Prodigy akhe midoni chiyeh ma pesara dorosteh faghat 7 ta dorogh darim, vali dokhtara hameh chizeshoooon doooorrrroooooghhhheh :) bareh hamin lazem nist esm bord :P loool j/k torokhoda dokhtara betooon bar nakhorehaaaa shokhi boood

[mahroz]

:roll: :x :roll:

[mahroz]

mahsa to havas angiz nisti? :twisted: :twisted:

[Cop]

no mahroz eshteb nagiir :P tapesh age khast bet mige... ;) ziadddddd ham fozoooooli nakoooooooon mahroz 8)

[mahroz]

:?: :?: :x :x :x :?: :?:

[Mamil]

man kheyli kam inja fak mizanam,ama ye chizayee hast ke adam bayad bege!!!
1_reza khane tapesh,nokaretam to khodet pesari miay dooroogh pesararo migi?(wtf)
2_khanoome havas angiz,bar axe nicket behet nemiad inghdr bezan bahador bashi !!baba dastio bekesh !!!khodetam khoshet miad!!!
3-aghaye prodigy man mokhlesam!!
4-mehrooz haminjoori edame bedi ,moch ro gereftiaaa!moche dast manzoorame na moche labaki!!!
5-cop UmMmmmmmMmMM to khoobi!!!

[Anonymous]

mahrooz joon na aziz.. mahsa and me r 2 diff ppl... boooos

[Prodigy]

LOOOOOOOOOL

Mamil ma bishtar mochalatim dadash :lol:

[Tapesh]

Mamil jan looooooooooool akhe manzooram az in bood ke ma pesara faghat 7 ta dorogh migim, vali bejash in dokhtara har harfi az dahaneshon dar miyad doooroogheh :)

vallah yeh harfeh rast az dokhtar man nashnidam tahala, agar tavajoh koni harf ke mikhan bezanan hamash meno men mikonan hehehe

[mahta]

reza,
nadashtim...akhe masalan mani ke dokhtaram che ehtiaji daram ke hamash dourough begam...shayad ye bar dourough begam vali shayad bekham ye atishi ro be khaboonam....
hameye harfaye dokhtara dourough nist...meno men kardaneshoon benazare man dalil nemishe ke bekhan dourough began... :oops:

[Tapesh]

mahta in menno meeeneeton mano koshte bavar kon rast migam, akhe kesi ke menno men mikone yani dareh feikr mikone ke chi begeh :)

[Cop]

Mamil jan looooooooooool akhe manzooram az in bood ke ma pesara faghat 7 ta dorogh migim, vali bejash in dokhtara har harfi az dahaneshon dar miyad doooroogheh :)

vallah yeh harfeh rast az dokhtar man nashnidam tahala, agar tavajoh koni harf ke mikhan bezanan hamash meno men mikonan hehehe

i agree with ya 1000000000000000% :lol: ajiib meno men mikonan khob mikhayn dorogh begid ye jor begid ke taraf nafahme na injor tabloo :lol:
Peace

[mahta]

ghabool...vali...hameye dokhtara injoury nistan..............
pesara ham didam ke meno men mikonan....kheily hashoon ham didam...

[Snow]

hehe i don't agree with any of you.... be nazare man age dokhtar meno men mikone male in nist ke fekr kone chi bege male ine ke mikahd nasanjide harfio nazane na mesle shoma pesara ke har chizi az dahanetoon dar miad migin be done in ke rajebesh fekr konid !!!!!

[Cop]

hehe i don't agree with any of you.... be nazare man age dokhtar meno men mikone male in nist ke fekr kone chi bege male ine ke mikahd nasanjide harfio nazane na mesle shoma pesara ke har chizi az dahanetoon dar miad migin be done in ke rajebesh fekr konid !!!!!
lol baba nasanjiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeeee pass begoo hala fahmidam chera hame dokhtara professor o Dr mishan bara hamin chizast ke nasanjide harfio nemizanan ;)
Peace

[Tapesh]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool oh god this is too funnnnyyy, daghighan ma harfemono mizanim va harfiam ke nasanjideh mizani harfeh asliyeh, harfio ke bekhaie rajebesh fekr koni bad bezani hesab nemishe choon ooon mougheh pisheh khodet momkeneh harfo avaz konio bad yeh chize digeh begi ke badesh mishe "DOROOGH" :P bareh hamine ma pesara ro harfamoon fekr nemikonimo mostaghim migim ke akhareh kar dochareh moshkel nashim o too doorooghemoon namoonim

[Snow]

hehe yeah right OK!!!! mage inke khode shoma pesara az khodetoon tarif konin ya be ghole khodetoon haghighato rajebe khodetoon begid.... nemikham bahatoon bahs konam chon be hich natijeyi nemiresam....yeah i guess that's about it !!!!

[mahta]

You ArE ThE BoMb..................that's right........

[Cop]

aghab neshini dokhtara ro moshahede mikone..... ;) Rez midoni masalan chetore dokhtare mikhad ye jomle masalan bege bad mige ok sabr kon 2 rooz dar barash fekr mikone bad miat mige jomlesho va jomle ine Halet khobe??? ;) akhe innam fekr kardan dare? :lol: jk ;)

Peace

[mahta]

COP...dige nadashtim...hamye dokhtara ke injoury nistan...tako took peida mishe injoury

[mahroz]

bale

[mahta]

merci mahroz baraye back-up...

[mahroz]

anytime :wink:

[mahta]

THANK YOOOOOOOOO.....
vali khob to ham begooo be in pesar ha ke hameye dokhtara dourough nemigan...va baazi oghat meno men kardaneshoon mannie dourough nemide
ok
t2ul

[mahroz]

har pesari ke fekr mikoneh dokhtara dorog migan bayad beheshon begam ke sakht dar eshtebah hastan, pesara az koja hamayeh dokhtara ro mishansan ke migan dorog go hastan?
omidvaram PESARA az in eshtebahe BOZORG dar bian.
loooooooool

[mahta]

UMIN....................ELAHI UMIN

[jjbb]

ino mikhastam bezaram ke inja bood
tarikhesh ghadimiyeh vali hanooz matlab jadidiye
gg666 inaro bekhon

[gg666]

khoondam jjbb....behtare ye droogham manan azafe konam

Man be joz to be hich kase dige fekr nemikonam....((are joone amaash)

[Hamidjan]

in mavaredi ke agha Reza dar shoroo farmoodand va digaran behesh ezafe kardand, az nazare man aslan doroogh nist :) dar adabiyate farsi, kalameye dorogh be chize digari nesbat dadeh mishe ke be in tartib, harchi pesar-ha began, rast mishe ;)

[gg666]

az oon harfa bida .....

[mahsaak]

pesara hamishe baraye khodeshoon rahe farar mizaran masalan hain ke agha ahmid migan daghighan yekia z hamoon rahaaye farare, chera mikhay az zire dorooghatoon dar biri khodayeesh dorooghgooyeeen dige dada

[jjbb]

hamid age in zabono nadashti chi kar mikardiiiiii
bara hamin hamash rast migiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?//////////////

[nanakhafan]

migam chera pesara eenghadr TABLO dooroogh migan.....lol

[gg666]

Ye drooghe dige az tarafe pesara vaghti mikhan beran biroon....

JAEE NEMIRAM ..ZOOD MIAM.......

are..beshin ta biad...........

[jjbb]

ya migan alan miyammmmmmmmmm yani 2 saat dige

[gg666]

ey val jjbb...hamine...vaghti ham mian migi che khabar migan hichi..khabari nabood

[Hamidjan]

migam chera pesara eenghadr TABLO dooroogh migan.....lol

han, peyrove in shiveh hastam. albatte na bekhatere inke hadafam oon chakhan bashe, balke adafam sakhtane yek joke hast. amma neimdoonam chera mamoolan fekr mikonand ke man daram chakhan mikonam :) masalan chandi ghabl yek lebase jadid tanam bood. yek khanoomi (az hamhakaran) behem goft in lebaset kheyli cool hast, chand kharidi? man ham goft 2 million. mantazer boodam labkhand bezane vali ba ta'job goft chi? $2,000,000? ajab dorooghe bozorgi!!!! khob akhe age hadafe man chakhan goftan bood ke nemigoftam 2 million ke :D too joke goftan ham hey bayad tozih bedi be in khareji-ha. aslan fahme joke, oon ham modele Iranish, ra ziyad nadarand.

[Hamidjan]

hamid age in zabono nadashti chi kar mikardiiiiii
bara hamin hamash rast migiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?//////////////

khodavanda, khodaya, in zabane rastgoo ra az ma nagir. khodaya, baraye inke be in doostane tapesh.com sabet beshe ke man cheghadr rastgoo hastam, hatta age 1 doroogh ham dar toole omram goftam, man ra koor kon. hamin hala .........

eh, man chera jaee ra nemibinam, khoda, bebakhsh baba, ghalat kardam, in faghat yek shookhi bood, nagoftam jeddi begiri. mishe bikhiyal? ..... han, dobareh nooresh bargasht :)

[gg666]

akhe mage joka va shookhiaye khodeshoono nemibini chejoorie...bache dosale ham mifahme maskhare bazie...in honar tike andakhtano shookhio chakhan goftan in chiza faghattoo khoone iraniast

[Hamidjan]

bavar kon bar-ha va bar-ha shodeh ke man shookhi khatam bekonam inja, va mardom inja fekr kardand ke man English ra doros sohbat nemikonam :) albatte nagofte namane ke oon ham hagh darand. az bas ghalat gholoot harf mizanam, dige joke ham bekham besazam, baz fekr mikonand gaf dadam :)

[jjbb]

hamid ziyad narahat nasho man ham be shokhi goftam mazeh andakhtam ham honor mikhad mesle raghasiiiiiiiiii

[nanakhafan]

han, peyrove in shiveh hastam. albatte na bekhatere inke hadafam oon chakhan bashe, balke adafam sakhtane yek joke hast. amma neimdoonam chera mamoolan fekr mikonand ke man daram chakhan mikonam :) masalan chandi ghabl yek lebase jadid tanam bood. yek khanoomi (az hamhakaran) behem goft in lebaset kheyli cool hast, chand kharidi? man ham goft 2 million. mantazer boodam labkhand bezane vali ba ta'job goft chi? $2,000,000? ajab dorooghe bozorgi!!!! khob akhe age hadafe man chakhan goftan bood ke nemigoftam 2 million ke :D too joke goftan ham hey bayad tozih bedi be in khareji-ha. aslan fahme joke, oon ham modele Iranish, ra ziyad nadarand.


haa...ee kharejiha harchi beheshoon migi migam...aww..that was mean!! ah..lol :p :smt024

[jjbb]

khob kharejiha culture ma ro nemifahman vali nemishe goft ke nafahmannnnnnnnn hamid

[Hamidjan]

hamid ziyad narahat nasho man ham be shokhi goftam mazeh andakhtam ham honor mikhad mesle raghasiiiiiiiiii

daghighan. ham bayad talash koni ke kesi ra naranjani va ham inke sadeh va kootah bashe. dorost mesle raghsidan. hame mitoonand dast o kamar va basane khodeshoon ra tekoon bedahand vali ooni ke khoob miraghse, kasi hast ke in chiza ra bejash va ba ritme moosighi pish bebare.

zaheran az subject in thread kheyli fasele gereft. admin-ha be bozorgiye khodeshoon bebakhshand :)

[Hamidjan]

nafahm ke nistand. maslan hamin Shabhaye Barareh, shoma age zir-nevisesh ra bekhoonid, khandatoon nemigire vali vaghti be matne farsish goosh midid, kamelan tanz hast. bakhshi az tanz-ha, dar hamoon culture tanz hast.

[jjbb]

khob hala ke ba man ham aghideh shodi va khob bayan kardiiiiiii

[gg666]

to ba oon zaboonet mage mishe ghalat harf bezani????bavar kon bar-ha va bar-ha shodeh ke man shookhi khatam bekonam inja, va mardom inja fekr kardand ke man English ra doros sohbat nemikonam :) albatte nagofte namane ke oon ham hagh darand. az bas ghalat gholoot harf mizanam, dige joke ham bekham besazam, baz fekr mikonand gaf dadam :)

[Hamidjan]

harchi zaboonam khoobe, zabanam kharabe :) vali kam nemiyaram :)

[gg666]

rasti midoonesti ke yeki az drooghe pesara ineke hame chizo baraks migan

[Hamidjan]

jeddi? rastesh mikhastam begam shoma kheyli khoob hastid :)

[nanakhafan]

ha....dastet dard navakone..hala ye chaii nokhod mehmoonemoon kon...lol

[gg666]

az koja fahmidi ke adame badiam....:smt036 jeddi? rastesh mikhastam begam shoma kheyli khoob hastid :)

[Hamidjan]

akhe shoma kojaye harfe man khoondid ke gofteh basham shoma bad hastid? kojash? kojash? vagoo dige :)

[gg666]

lotfab be post shomare 57 rejoo konid

[jjbb]

hala dava nakonid inja hameh ta yeki ye chize mokhalef mige hameh mioftan be davaaaaaaaaaaaa

[gg666]

na jjbb ...sar be sare ham mizarim...akhe ba hamid mishe dava kard...ba zaboonesh hamaroo saket mikone...

[Hamidjan]

ha, in rast mige. man nemidoonam chera zood shenasaee misham che mojoode khabisi hastam ;)

[gg666]

:smt031 lol......................ha, in rast mige. man nemidoonam chera zood shenasaee misham che mojoode khabisi hastam ;)