A grading system for guyz..

[indian_blues]

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:





Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.



Here is a guide to the point system:



SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+ But return with

Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy

(-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)



HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the

colours of your favourite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???





Pass it on to the poor fellas for info & to the gals for a good laugh !

[golgol85]

haha, poor guys! its seems like you just cant go right. But let me tell you some secrets: If you attempt to be neat, we love it. If you are brave and strong, we love it. If you flatter us and baby us, we love it. We love for you to remember special days (like aniversaries and birthdays), we love romantic gestures. we love telling you about what we are feeling and what happened during the day, and if you listen and genuinely care, you are rewarded. And we dont like to be told we are fat.

Hopes this helps you guys out thanks for sharing hari!

[indian_blues]

haha, poor guys! its seems like you just cant go right. But let me tell you some secrets: If you attempt to be neat, we love it. If you are brave and strong, we love it. If you flatter us and baby us, we love it. We love for you to remember special days (like aniversaries and birthdays), we love romantic gestures. we love telling you about what we are feeling and what happened during the day, and if you listen and genuinely care, you are rewarded.

for all these great works we receive a great number called ZERO. and we are forbidden to tell the truth ...DAMN this is womens world.

heyyy i read somewhere that u r called fat? ist arman ...

[golgol85]

for all these great works we receive a great number called ZERO. and we are forbidden to tell the truth ...DAMN this is womens world.

heyyy i read somewhere that u r called fat? ist arman ...

well, zero is a neutral number, so it could be good (look at it positively). we just dont like the truth when it comes to our weight its an equal world for the most part if we try to make it that way.

Arman does call me chubby, but i am far from being chubby. besides, he doesnt get any points since he is just a friend.

[donsaeid]

cheghadr point gereftam man

[golgol85]

cheghadr point gereftam man

haha, you mean you are at zero? thats is a lot of points considering you arent negative and that is a good sign

[donsaeid]

huh?