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1.shekspear mige : on vaghti ke fekr mikoni hich kasi nist ke harfe deleto befahme ,,kasi hast ke baraye didanet rozshomari mikone
2.ye rooz babaye jasem mimireh bad abood mireh deldarish bedeh mireh pishe jasem migeh selam jasem azizom ghosseh nakhor marg shotoriyeh ke dare khonehye hameh mikhabeh khob inbaram roo babat khabid
3.bacheye torke mige baba chera be ma migan khar .mige khodemon sabet kardim.boro ye ghablame biar.mizane poshte ghablme bache mige baba dar zadan. torke mige didi goftam sabet kardim .ghablamar o bezar sare jash boro dar o baz kon
be torke migam mizari pesaret bere daneshgah , mige are , vali be sharti ke be darsesh latme nazane
4.yebaram torke dashte ba bachash gorgam be hava bazi mikarde jav migiratesh bachasho mikhore
5.ye baram torke mire morghdari jav migiratesh tokhm mikone:d
6.torke mire make , azash miporsan chetor bood , mige mese hamishe khoda nabood melat too hayat avare bodan
7.yaroo mire ba pejou 206 mosafer keshi , 4 nafar savar mikone badesh kheily tond mire avaly mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty mige na yaroo mige pas Khafe shoo ,hamintor sorat mirebala va ta nafare 3 hamin javabo mide 4 omin nafar mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty yaroo mige are mige pas begoo tormozesh kodoome
8.torka miran pishe farsa migan:"AGHA ON MOGHE KE EMEM HOSEIN SHAHID SHOD, KE TORKO FARS NEBOOD, BIYAYN ALAN HAM BAHAM AZADARI KONIM!",farsa migan:"BASHE YE NOHE DARIM KE GHESMATE AVALESHO MA MIGIM GHESMATE AKHARESHO SHOMA TEKRAR KONID.",torka ghabool mikonan,daste ra miyofte farsa migan:"EY YAZIDE BIHAYA ATASH ZADI BAR KHARMANAM.",torka miga:"KHAR MANAM AY KHAR MANAM
9.be ye torke migan polo baraye chi sakhtan mige baraye inke kashti az ziresh rad beshe
10.be torke migan agha shoma farsin mige khahesh mikonam shoma cheshmaton ghashang mibine
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11.Be torke migan doost dari che maghami tooye olampic kasb koni mige maghame moazame rahbari
12.shebahate torko khorshid chiye? har doshoon az poshte kooh miyan
13.ye roz ye torke barf pakone mashinesho roshan mikone! badesh torke hipnotiz mishe!
14.ye roz ye torke bedone mashin mire karvash! badesh karvashiye be on mige ko mashinet? torke mige khonamon nazdik bod piyade omadam!
15.Torke Be Dostesh Mige Boro Bebin cheragh Rahnamae Mashin Kar Mikone !? Dostesh Mige : Kar Mikone , Nemikone , Mikone , Nemikone ... !!
16.ye torke too khab mibine rikhtan saresh daran mizananesh az farda shabesh ba bache mahalshoon mikhabe!
17.midunid chera CD haye torka khesh dare? akhe ru jahaye khubesh alamat mizaran
18.be torke migan ba TOOLE SAG jomle besaz mige : TOOLE SAG + ARZE SAG = MASAHATE SAG !
19.rashtie miad khoone, mibine zanesh tanhas. ye livan ab mirize mikhore, mige: akheiish, salam bar hossein. ye nafar az zire takht mige: salam az mast asghar agha!
20.ye bar ye nafar zang mizane 111 mige agha 110 ro begir begoo angoshtam to 1 gir karde
21.be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli nakon.miporse:nesfe digasho be ki miDn?
22.Be dasht minegaram to ra mibinam dar kooh minegaram to ra mibinam be darya va aseman minegaram to ra mibinam .... . . . MISHE BERI KENAR!!!!! ???
23.ye bar ye rashtiyaro mibaran on donya migan in saataro mibini? har zani ke khatayi kone 1 dor in aghrabe micharkhe.rashtiye mige saate zane man koo?migan ono gozashtimon bala be jaye panke kar kone
24.ye roz sheyton zang mizane be khoda mige man jebreeilam khoda mige dorogh nago shomarat oftade ( akh akh)
2.ye rooz babaye jasem mimireh bad abood mireh deldarish bedeh mireh pishe jasem migeh selam jasem azizom ghosseh nakhor marg shotoriyeh ke dare khonehye hameh mikhabeh khob inbaram roo babat khabid
3.bacheye torke mige baba chera be ma migan khar .mige khodemon sabet kardim.boro ye ghablame biar.mizane poshte ghablme bache mige baba dar zadan. torke mige didi goftam sabet kardim .ghablamar o bezar sare jash boro dar o baz kon
be torke migam mizari pesaret bere daneshgah , mige are , vali be sharti ke be darsesh latme nazane
4.yebaram torke dashte ba bachash gorgam be hava bazi mikarde jav migiratesh bachasho mikhore
5.ye baram torke mire morghdari jav migiratesh tokhm mikone:d
6.torke mire make , azash miporsan chetor bood , mige mese hamishe khoda nabood melat too hayat avare bodan
7.yaroo mire ba pejou 206 mosafer keshi , 4 nafar savar mikone badesh kheily tond mire avaly mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty mige na yaroo mige pas Khafe shoo ,hamintor sorat mirebala va ta nafare 3 hamin javabo mide 4 omin nafar mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty yaroo mige are mige pas begoo tormozesh kodoome
8.torka miran pishe farsa migan:"AGHA ON MOGHE KE EMEM HOSEIN SHAHID SHOD, KE TORKO FARS NEBOOD, BIYAYN ALAN HAM BAHAM AZADARI KONIM!",farsa migan:"BASHE YE NOHE DARIM KE GHESMATE AVALESHO MA MIGIM GHESMATE AKHARESHO SHOMA TEKRAR KONID.",torka ghabool mikonan,daste ra miyofte farsa migan:"EY YAZIDE BIHAYA ATASH ZADI BAR KHARMANAM.",torka miga:"KHAR MANAM AY KHAR MANAM
9.be ye torke migan polo baraye chi sakhtan mige baraye inke kashti az ziresh rad beshe
10.be torke migan agha shoma farsin mige khahesh mikonam shoma cheshmaton ghashang mibine
)):d:d11.Be torke migan doost dari che maghami tooye olampic kasb koni mige maghame moazame rahbari
12.shebahate torko khorshid chiye? har doshoon az poshte kooh miyan
13.ye roz ye torke barf pakone mashinesho roshan mikone! badesh torke hipnotiz mishe!
14.ye roz ye torke bedone mashin mire karvash! badesh karvashiye be on mige ko mashinet? torke mige khonamon nazdik bod piyade omadam!
15.Torke Be Dostesh Mige Boro Bebin cheragh Rahnamae Mashin Kar Mikone !? Dostesh Mige : Kar Mikone , Nemikone , Mikone , Nemikone ... !!
16.ye torke too khab mibine rikhtan saresh daran mizananesh az farda shabesh ba bache mahalshoon mikhabe!
17.midunid chera CD haye torka khesh dare? akhe ru jahaye khubesh alamat mizaran
18.be torke migan ba TOOLE SAG jomle besaz mige : TOOLE SAG + ARZE SAG = MASAHATE SAG !
19.rashtie miad khoone, mibine zanesh tanhas. ye livan ab mirize mikhore, mige: akheiish, salam bar hossein. ye nafar az zire takht mige: salam az mast asghar agha!
20.ye bar ye nafar zang mizane 111 mige agha 110 ro begir begoo angoshtam to 1 gir karde
21.be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli nakon.miporse:nesfe digasho be ki miDn?
22.Be dasht minegaram to ra mibinam dar kooh minegaram to ra mibinam be darya va aseman minegaram to ra mibinam .... . . . MISHE BERI KENAR!!!!! ???
23.ye bar ye rashtiyaro mibaran on donya migan in saataro mibini? har zani ke khatayi kone 1 dor in aghrabe micharkhe.rashtiye mige saate zane man koo?migan ono gozashtimon bala be jaye panke kar kone
24.ye roz sheyton zang mizane be khoda mige man jebreeilam khoda mige dorogh nago shomarat oftade ( akh akh)
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