Joke haye Nazanin (2)

[Nazanin]

Honeymoons


Mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time
period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop". Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes and read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways".

Mom fainted

[IQ]

looooooooooool

[Nazanin]

Kheili bahale, na?


looooool

[IQ]

beghole khodet indeed.

[RoadRunner]

loooool
good one =)

[Rasputin]

lol

[Nazanin]

Merlot Wine


A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.
Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the gentleman over there", indicating to him. She regards the wine
for a second and decides to send a note over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the
lady. It read:
"For your information, I happen to have a GMC Denali, a
BMWZ8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Corvette Z06 in my garage; plus I have over ten million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back!"

[IQ]

looooooooooooool

[RoadRunner]

loooooooool

[Nazanin]

Khodaeesh endesh bood looooooooool

[Rasputin]

i love wines but...

[Nazanin]

Az arabe miporsan mogheye sex chikar mikoni ke zaneto divoone koni?

Mige vaghti karam dare tamoom mishe chizamo ba parde pak mikonam


P.S. Ino hamin alan shenidam & I found it very funny so I thought I'd share it w/ ya'll lol

[RoadRunner]

oh dear lool

[Nazanin]

Test ur eyes ppl

Bebinim ki ehtiyaj dare bere cheshm pezeshk lol


P.S. Click on the attachment

[RoadRunner]

lool