A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and
starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New
Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New
Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: " Brave
American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: -
"I am a Pakistani!". The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist
kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being
explored"
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and
starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New
Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New
Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: " Brave
American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: -
"I am a Pakistani!". The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist
kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being
explored"