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I knew a Bonde that was so stupid that:
- She called me to get my phone number
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She got stabbed in a shoot-out
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
- She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
- Shesat on the TV and watched the couch
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- She tried to drown a fish
- She thought a quarterback was a refund
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back
- They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". (for those of u who don't know, Hooked On Phonics is a program that teaches little kids how to read).
- She tripped over a cordless phone
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept (my favorite LOOL)
- At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put Sagittarius".
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- She studied for a blood test
- She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center (my 2nd favorite LOL)
- She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- She sold the car for gas money
- When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
- She called me to get my phone number
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She got stabbed in a shoot-out
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
- She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
- Shesat on the TV and watched the couch
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- She tried to drown a fish
- She thought a quarterback was a refund
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back
- They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". (for those of u who don't know, Hooked On Phonics is a program that teaches little kids how to read).
- She tripped over a cordless phone
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept (my favorite LOOL)
- At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put Sagittarius".
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- She studied for a blood test
- She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center (my 2nd favorite LOL)
- She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- She sold the car for gas money
- When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
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