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U are an Iranian if:
- Your mother messes up your marriage
- You are a car salesman and at the same time a singer
- You talk behind your wife's back with your mother
- You dress-up to go to the grocery store
- You go to a concert but you never see the singer and stay in the hallway with your drink and check out girls (SO TRUE! LOL)
- You never wear your wedding ring
- You smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke
- You pronounce "Sure"-----> "SHOOR"
- Your favorite drink is Vodka
- You watch Iranian program on T.V. but always nag for bad programming (SO TRUE! LOL)
- You are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes
- You pronounce "Gas Station"-----> "Gas ESstation"
- You ask someone to marry you and they want to know if you own a house (irani haye loos ke hichvaght nemikhan pishraft konan)
- You claim you are Italian (THE TRUEST!!!!!! LOOOOOL)
- You divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else (uhuh!)
- Your wife divorces you but still goes shopping with your sister (LOOOL)
- You used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a Chelo Kababi
- You carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phones and no one ever calls you
- You claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH (LOOOL)
- You don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW (what's up L.A.? lol)
- You have to shave more than once a day
- You were a 4 Star General in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
- Your in-laws come to visit and they never leave
- Your mother messes up your marriage
- You are a car salesman and at the same time a singer
- You talk behind your wife's back with your mother
- You dress-up to go to the grocery store
- You go to a concert but you never see the singer and stay in the hallway with your drink and check out girls (SO TRUE! LOL)
- You never wear your wedding ring
- You smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke
- You pronounce "Sure"-----> "SHOOR"
- Your favorite drink is Vodka
- You watch Iranian program on T.V. but always nag for bad programming (SO TRUE! LOL)
- You are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes
- You pronounce "Gas Station"-----> "Gas ESstation"
- You ask someone to marry you and they want to know if you own a house (irani haye loos ke hichvaght nemikhan pishraft konan)
- You claim you are Italian (THE TRUEST!!!!!! LOOOOOL)
- You divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else (uhuh!)
- Your wife divorces you but still goes shopping with your sister (LOOOL)
- You used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a Chelo Kababi
- You carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phones and no one ever calls you
- You claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH (LOOOL)
- You don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW (what's up L.A.? lol)
- You have to shave more than once a day
- You were a 4 Star General in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
- Your in-laws come to visit and they never leave
yaallaaa laakesh kon . 
Miyamaaaaaaaaaaa
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