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Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarter-back was a refund.
Yo mama so ugly she's not bald it's just her hair runnin' awayworld wide.
Yo mama such a fat pig she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama so ugly the Tide wouldn't even take her out!
Yo mama hair so short she rolls it with rice.
Yo mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly he scares blind people
Yo mama so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama so fat she got pregnant and lost weight!
Yo mama so dumb she told you that yo mama was dumb.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so dirty she made Right Guard go left.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale an it said "One at a time".
Yo mama so dumb she got artificially inseminated to have you just to tell yo mama jokes to her grandchildren.
Yo mama so ugly your father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's head so big instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is after you drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow you around!
Yo mama lips so big she can whisper in her own ear.
Your mama cooks so bad your family prays AFTER they eat!
Yo Mama so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo Mama breath is so bad she could clear a chat room.
Yo mama so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
Yo mama so dumb she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown her fish.
Yo mama so dumb when she filled out her job application and it said "Sex" she wrote "not lately".
Yo mama so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama so fat that the tag on her dress reads: "Made In Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, Indonesia".
Yo mama so fat she falls out of bed on both sides!
Yo mama so fat her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a stadium she sits next to everybody!
Yo mama so fat she has to sleep in shifts!
Yo mama so fat all the restaurants have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy 240 OR Yo Mama".
Yo mama so fat she has to play pool with the planets!
Yo mama so fat they had to take aerial shots for her senior pictures!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat the photographer charged her for a family photo!
Yo mama so fat she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of "crack".
Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree!
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the doctor's office they weighed her on the Richter scale!
Yo mama so fat that her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side".
Yo mama so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he said "Move!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that when she asked "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?", everyone replied "cuz you aren't standing on it!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo Mama so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she needs license plates for her shoes.
Yo mama so fat she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her!
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm is just as big.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is Dammmmnnnn!!
Yo mama so fat she sells shade.
Yo mama so fat that when her shadow fell on the bed, it broke!
Yo mama so fat she makes a Sumo Wrestler look anorexic!
Yo mama so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued".
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarter-back was a refund.
Yo mama so ugly she's not bald it's just her hair runnin' awayworld wide.
Yo mama such a fat pig she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama so ugly the Tide wouldn't even take her out!
Yo mama hair so short she rolls it with rice.
Yo mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly he scares blind people
Yo mama so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama so fat she got pregnant and lost weight!
Yo mama so dumb she told you that yo mama was dumb.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so dirty she made Right Guard go left.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale an it said "One at a time".
Yo mama so dumb she got artificially inseminated to have you just to tell yo mama jokes to her grandchildren.
Yo mama so ugly your father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's head so big instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is after you drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow you around!
Yo mama lips so big she can whisper in her own ear.
Your mama cooks so bad your family prays AFTER they eat!
Yo Mama so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo Mama breath is so bad she could clear a chat room.
Yo mama so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
Yo mama so dumb she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown her fish.
Yo mama so dumb when she filled out her job application and it said "Sex" she wrote "not lately".
Yo mama so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama so fat that the tag on her dress reads: "Made In Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, Indonesia".
Yo mama so fat she falls out of bed on both sides!
Yo mama so fat her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a stadium she sits next to everybody!
Yo mama so fat she has to sleep in shifts!
Yo mama so fat all the restaurants have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy 240 OR Yo Mama".
Yo mama so fat she has to play pool with the planets!
Yo mama so fat they had to take aerial shots for her senior pictures!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat the photographer charged her for a family photo!
Yo mama so fat she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of "crack".
Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree!
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the doctor's office they weighed her on the Richter scale!
Yo mama so fat that her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side".
Yo mama so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he said "Move!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that when she asked "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?", everyone replied "cuz you aren't standing on it!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo Mama so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she needs license plates for her shoes.
Yo mama so fat she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her!
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm is just as big.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is Dammmmnnnn!!
Yo mama so fat she sells shade.
Yo mama so fat that when her shadow fell on the bed, it broke!
Yo mama so fat she makes a Sumo Wrestler look anorexic!
Yo mama so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued".
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