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[IQ]

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat..

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading.

[IQ]

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

[IQ]

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

[IQ]

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

[IQ]

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

[Rasputin]

lol

[Nazanin]

looool kheili bahalan

[RoadRunner]

loool
very good one

[jjbb]

ali bood

[ali_shad]

Thanks

[horiyeh]

looooooooool hahah baba khaly bahaly