1. Iranians who try and forget their blood.
2. Iraqis who glorify the Iran-Iraq War and think they won.
3. Mullahs.
4. Girls who where low cut tops and expect no guys to look and their jugs.
5. Toilets where you have to push the doors to get in, and pull them to get out, that means I have to touch other people's piss who haven't washed their hands, so I have to go to the stinking toilet and get some tissue to pull open the door. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
6. Whiney kids.
7. Niggaz who think they're hot.
8. Iranian singers trying to sing in English.
9. American "democracy", there are only two guys you can vote for, the one who get's the least votes; WINS!
10. George Bush, no, both.
11. Iranians who try act like Niggaz, we call them Haji Feeroozes.
12. The Mujaheddin, ideological revolution.
13. Blackcats who are an absolute disgrace to Iranians who need a good 3 months in the Iranian army to toughen them, and no, aab khonak isn't iced water.
14. People who justify smoking weed.
15. American films about Vietnam; Platoon.
16. People who are unfaithful.
17. People who lie.
18. Girls which lead guys on, and them slam them on the floor.
19. Guys which "make love " to girls, and then **** them when they're finished.
20. Pessimistic, bouring, devious, moaning toorsheedeh amehs and khaalehs.
21. Astronomically expensive cinema popcorn and soft drinks.
22. Film adverts on video rentals.
23. Credits which last too long at the beginning of a film.
24. Girls with moustaches.
25. Too many female friends.
26. Female friends who are your ex-girlfriends.
27. Thinking about your ex too many times for your own good.
28. Keeping up with your protein intake programme.
29. Voicemails on mobile (cellular) phones.
30. Dumb blondes.
31. Stingy Jews.
32. Fat smelly hypocritical Arabs.
33. Tramps who ended up as tramps because they got hooked on heroin.
34. People who say they haven't studied for an exam.
35. Seeing an ex with their new partner.
36. Bouring porn films.
37. People who don't shave properly.
38. Poofs (faggots, oh OK, homosexuals) who make an effort to show the world that they like to take it up the fudge and act ridiculously camp.
39. Guys who pretend that they like to see lesbians making out, just to "fit in".
40. Goths who walk round in public with 3cm of white make up.
41. Someone rocking on their chair in an exam.
42. And too many other things!!!!
2. Iraqis who glorify the Iran-Iraq War and think they won.
3. Mullahs.
4. Girls who where low cut tops and expect no guys to look and their jugs.
5. Toilets where you have to push the doors to get in, and pull them to get out, that means I have to touch other people's piss who haven't washed their hands, so I have to go to the stinking toilet and get some tissue to pull open the door. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
6. Whiney kids.
7. Niggaz who think they're hot.
8. Iranian singers trying to sing in English.
9. American "democracy", there are only two guys you can vote for, the one who get's the least votes; WINS!
10. George Bush, no, both.
11. Iranians who try act like Niggaz, we call them Haji Feeroozes.
12. The Mujaheddin, ideological revolution.
13. Blackcats who are an absolute disgrace to Iranians who need a good 3 months in the Iranian army to toughen them, and no, aab khonak isn't iced water.
14. People who justify smoking weed.
15. American films about Vietnam; Platoon.
16. People who are unfaithful.
17. People who lie.
18. Girls which lead guys on, and them slam them on the floor.
19. Guys which "make love " to girls, and then **** them when they're finished.
20. Pessimistic, bouring, devious, moaning toorsheedeh amehs and khaalehs.
21. Astronomically expensive cinema popcorn and soft drinks.
22. Film adverts on video rentals.
23. Credits which last too long at the beginning of a film.
24. Girls with moustaches.
25. Too many female friends.
26. Female friends who are your ex-girlfriends.
27. Thinking about your ex too many times for your own good.
28. Keeping up with your protein intake programme.
29. Voicemails on mobile (cellular) phones.
30. Dumb blondes.
31. Stingy Jews.
32. Fat smelly hypocritical Arabs.
33. Tramps who ended up as tramps because they got hooked on heroin.
34. People who say they haven't studied for an exam.
35. Seeing an ex with their new partner.
36. Bouring porn films.
37. People who don't shave properly.
38. Poofs (faggots, oh OK, homosexuals) who make an effort to show the world that they like to take it up the fudge and act ridiculously camp.
39. Guys who pretend that they like to see lesbians making out, just to "fit in".
40. Goths who walk round in public with 3cm of white make up.
41. Someone rocking on their chair in an exam.
42. And too many other things!!!!
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